Squirrel Girl and Thanos vs. Batman and WBH

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Squirrel Girl and Thanos vs. Batman and WBH

Who wins?

SQuirrel girl solos. Then the police arrive and put War bound hulk into handcuffs and cart him away...

A watcher tells us that it is the real war bound hulk, and not a clone, doppleganger or some other simalcrum

Originally posted by rotiart
SQuirrel girl solos. Then the police arrive and put War bound hulk into handcuffs and cart him away...

A watcher tells us that it is the real war bound hulk, and not a clone, doppleganger or some other simalcrum

😂

spite. squirrel girl solos then turns on thanos. all of this takes place in less time than a panel

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
spite. squirrel girl solos then turns on thanos. all of this takes place in less time than a panel
and then we learn it is the real thanos and not a robot,clone,or android.

Thanos solos.

Batman teaches WBH how to successfully execute a Batkick. I can imagine a little "sweet Hulk chin music" to Thanos' jaw!!!

the batkick is laughable compared to squirrel girl, it doesnt make a diff if hulk learns it or not

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
the batkick is laughable compared to squirrel girl, it doesnt make a diff if hulk learns it or not

I don't know...the batkick not only has the power to retcon on-panel supreme beings, but DC itself

Squirrel Girl doesnt need Thanos for this

Thanos solos while sg retrieves nuts. Thanos then takes her to the store and shows her peanut butter. She then admits his superiority and laughs at fans who thought she actually beat the real deal.

Batman beats SG. Her power wont work on him, hes just the best Human in the Comic World.

But Thanos shit stomps Bats and WBH.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Batman beats SG. Her power wont work on him, hes just the best Human in the Comic World.

But Thanos shit stomps Bats and WBH.

I don't think she is human dude.

I reckon she is some kind of mutant who can achieve what she wants cept she is infatuated with squirrels. She'll crush any human.

SG solos even Thanos

Originally posted by the ninjak
I don't think she is human dude.

I reckon she is some kind of mutant who can achieve what she wants cept she is infatuated with squirrels. She'll crush any human.

"Her power wont work on him, hes just the best Human in the Comic World."

What part of HE as is "Batman" did you miss?

Originally posted by The Nuul

What part of HE as is "Batman" did you miss?
Attributes we've given a force of nature in an attempt to humanize it. Really as ridiclous as naming a hurricane, volcano or other disaster.

Originally posted by The Nuul
"Her power wont work on him, hes just the best Human in the Comic World."

What part of HE as is "Batman" did you miss?

Ehhhhhh.....Battyboy rocks and all. But Bane broke his back and she beat Thanos. Battyboy needed a magic bullet to take down Darkseid. She took down Thanos with Speed and Agility and some kind of reality warping kicks and nuts. Batman is just a man in the end, she is on another level altogether.... Looney Tune level. And nobody can beat a Looney Tune.

SG nutbags them all.

Batty boy? Pleeaze. Let`s compare.

with

Originally posted by the ninjak
Batman is just a man in the end,

Batman isnt just some Karate master running around in a costume.......🤨

squirrel girl has the 'nutty pluck', the most powerful force in comics