Thor and Silver Surfer vs Justice League (with a twist)

Started by Odekahn8 pages

Rofl. This isn't one of the better matchups you've come up with Starscream.

This is an utter stomping in favor of DC. Marvel needs more on their side here.

Originally posted by Starscream M
I disagree.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

All this thread is good for is:

A.) Baiting delusional Surfer/Thor fans into coming up with insane and inplausible scenarios on how the duo beats the JLA

B.) Giving people an excuse to scream "MARVEL BIAS!!!111!" and then go on about how the entire forum hates DC/the JLA or something equally stupid.

C.) General lol-factor.

Originally posted by PillarofOsiris
This thread is utterly retarded. Forget for a minute that even if the surfer could create kryptonite, kryptonite from a different universe doesn't affect kryptonians anyway, and forget that Hal could shield superman from any draining... This fight is an epic stomp. I can't believe it's even
Still open.

It isn't the fact that it's krypton it's from another universe but that krypton its from other universes radiate different radiation. Surfer would have to duplicate the k of this superman or at the least duplicate the radiation it emanates.

In that sense superman could be first out depending on how you get his weaknesses. In some stories little amount does much harm and others he is barely affected by a bunch o it... So...

Assuming the instant ko of Clark. Flash would be their next most difficult opponent if he used his powers wisely.

Add Bill to this team with CIS off and team Marvel wins.

Originally posted by carver9
Add Bill to this team with CIS off and team Marvel wins.

😂

highly doubt the duo can bet this team

Originally posted by carver9
Add Bill to this team with CIS off and team Marvel wins.

No. They don't.

If the Marvel Duo gets briefing, SS would just ram flash and green lantern (who are squishy unless they know who they are up against and in fighting form already) at superspeed before flash even realizes SS also has superspeed. And it's downhill from there.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
If the Marvel Duo gets briefing, SS would just ram flash and green lantern (who are squishy unless they know who they are up against and in fighting form already) at superspeed before flash even realizes SS also has superspeed. And it's downhill from there.

Auto fields and speed force aura. GLs have taken planet busting forces without being squishy.

Not with autoshield. Maybe if he knew he was up against something and is actively putting effort in shielding. So no he gets his autoshields busted up.

As for flash, there has been so many times he got caught by surprise from his rogues that it would be safe to assume he still is susceptible. And he is up against someone who can go billions of miles away in fraction of a second.

Full briefed Ss may not win this match but he sure as hell would put those two down.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
This thread was phucking stupid two years ago. No reason why it's not today.
This i don't know if i posted in it and i dont give damn

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Not with autoshield. Maybe if he knew he was up against something and is actively putting effort in shielding. So no he gets his autoshields busted up.

As for flash, there has been so many times he got caught by surprise from his rogues that it would be safe to assume he still is susceptible. And he is up against someone who can go billions of miles away in fraction of a second.

Full briefed Ss may not win this match but he sure as hell would put those two down.


Really, think again.
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Surfer isn't fast enough to surprise flash.

Surfer surprise the man who outran death... riiiight. Flash has conversations at superspeed, lol. Surfer's travel speed isn't going to surprise him... And GL's travel speed is also up there. That's not even counting the rest of the JLA.

And even if SS did emulate Kryptonite, there's an easy fix for that. If Hal can create wooden insects to get at Alan Scott, I'm pretty sure he could also duplicate lead... So he could just will a lead suit around Superman, and that fixes that whole issue. Again though, I don't see SS doing this.

Any one of the JLA would be a good fight against either one of the Marvel duo... But it's 5 on 2...

JLA 10/10

Superman die, and probably Flash too. But that's it. Surfer and Thor are not the type of dudes who really benefit from "a plan".

Hal is a problem, since he can do almost everything Surfer does. So there's that. JLA a healty 8 or 9/10. But as I said, Superman has too many weakness that can be attacked by either of the duo to survive the fight.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Superman die, and probably Flash too. But that's it. Surfer and Thor are not the type of dudes who really benefit from "a plan".

Hal is a problem, since he can do almost everything Surfer does. So there's that. JLA a healty 8 or 9/10. But as I said, Superman has too many weakness that can be attacked by either of the duo to survive the fight.

But that's assuming that the rest of the JLA is just watching Superman get pummeled, and it's also assuming that no member of the team is doing anything to directly protect Superman's weaknesses. Neither Thor nor SS is going to beat Superman without a heck of a fight. Sorry, not happening.

It's all 5 at the same time, not the duo against a JLA gauntlet.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Superman die, and probably Flash too. But that's it. Surfer and Thor are not the type of dudes who really benefit from "a plan".

Hal is a problem, since he can do almost everything Surfer does. So there's that. JLA a healty 8 or 9/10. But as I said, Superman has too many weakness that can be attacked by either of the duo to survive the fight.


Superman just punches his weaknesses away then. The guy has overcome a kryptonite sword through the heart and dive bombed through a red sun surrounded by kryptonite.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman just punches his weaknesses away then. The guy has overcome a kryptonite sword through the heart and dive bombed through a red sun surrounded by kryptonite.

That is the most retarded fanboyish comment to date in this thread lol. Punches his weakness away come'on man. Supes has enough damage soak to take almost anything long enough for the rest of the team (all speedsters mind you) to deal with the duo. Flash steals their speed and the team blitzes them to death.

Way to many players here.

Originally posted by zeel
That is the most retarded fanboyish comment to date in this thread lol. Punches his weakness away come'on man. Supes has enough damage soak to take almost anything long enough for the rest of the team (all speedsters mind you) to deal with the duo. Flash steals their speed and the team blitzes them to death.

Way to many players here.


You think I was serious?😬

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Superman die, and probably Flash too. But that's it. Surfer and Thor are not the type of dudes who really benefit from "a plan".

Hal is a problem, since he can do almost everything Surfer does. So there's that. JLA a healty 8 or 9/10. But as I said, Superman has too many weakness that can be attacked by either of the duo to survive the fight.

No he doesn't.

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Also, closing soon; I can't believe this is still open; I thought I'd closed it ages ago.

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