Bizarre lawsuits

Started by dadudemon8 pages
Originally posted by King Kandy
Torte reform is ridiculous, especially when applied to malpractice. If a doctor, for instance, screws you up so much you will require $30,000,000 of care for the rest of your life, but "torte reform" caps what you can sure for to $3,000,000... you don't see how there's a huge problem there?

No. You don't get it. Which is odd because you usually do.

Tort reform (capping) would modify the ability for someone to sue a doctor for $8 million because someone got an infection after getting their appendix removed.

If a doctor legitimately screws up, he or she should have to pay for all medical costs and all expenses related to the doctor's visits (gas, missed work, child care, etc.) He should NOT, however, pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for this mysterious other area that gets lots of attention: pain and suffering.

Sometimes, doctors have to pay up for shit they didn't even do. Back to the infected shit: sometimes, patients don't take care of themselves after surgery, they get infections, and they sue, and still win, despite it being obvious to anyone with half a brain that the patient is just a dumbass. Again, tort reform.

Part of the deterrent is making the patient responsible for the legal expenses if they lose the case. But, that doesn't deter very many people when you can win with a case that is barely justifiable. As long as there's just a LITTLE bit to justify the case, you can win. And, that's REALLY stretching it. Back to the injured burglar. I mean, damn, that happened more than ONCE!

Anywho, I'll look up some cases tomorrow. The old lady sitting in the coffee is definitely a good example of our ****ed up tort legal system, but there are even better ones.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
We have to stop coddling people. If the legal system protects victims it just encourages people to be victims.

More seriously, she shouldn't have been able to sue them for more than her medical bills.

the article I linked says she spent 8 days in hospital for third degree burns to 6% of her body, needing skin grafts and debridement (removal of dead tissue) treatments.

Initially she wanted 20 000, I'm inclined to say however much greater that is than those bills would have come to is an acceptable token of appology...

oh wait, its her fault, so no reasonable payment or compensation can happen and it becomes a legal cluster****

but ya, I'm in agreement, while I appreciate arguments for some type of additional "compensation" above strict material costs incurred from the accident, at the very least they do offer a reasonable way for the parties to come together. I'm no expert, but I think thats closer to how our courts run... I took law class in grade 11, lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
but there are even better ones.

This police officer suspected a man of possessing drugs. So, he forced open his hand, and found weed. The courts made the cop pay him, because he invaded his personal right to keep his hand closed. The man was allowed to leave free.

cop got what he deserved then imo... >_>

Originally posted by Shoes
This police officer suspected a man of possessing drugs. So, he forced open his hand, and found weed. The courts made the cop pay him, because he invaded his personal right to keep his hand closed. The man was allowed to leave free.

link?

Originally posted by inimalist
yes, blaming the victim is the first step

It's hard for me to tell where you're coming from with that statement. At first, I would think it was sarcasm, but, reading your further comments later in the thread, I'm not so sure.

Anywho, yes, I don't think America allows for enough blame to be placed on the idiots...wait...I mean "victim." 😄

If you're being sarcastic, where do you draw the line between willful negligence of the "plaintiff" and hazardous products/actions?

Anyway, this next part is not directly at you, but to the general audience.

Why couldn't the old lady sue her grandson for "negligence." Surely her grandson was aware of how physically debilitated her shaky hands were. He neglected to intervene before his stubborn old grandmother injured herself really badly. As fact, the counter had a warning on it about the contents being hot. Not warm, but hot. So, shouldn't the grandson be at the majority fault here?

Ahhh, but you see, no one thinks about things like this. Instead, it HAS to be the corporation that the person got the "assaulting" product from, not the person that used that product to injure themselves, the friends and family that allowed the "victim" to injure themselves, nor the "innocent" witnesses observing the accident with the product unfold. It absolutely HAS to be the organization's, that made and/or distributed the product, fault: Despite warnings on the product.

Let's put this into perspective on what this lady did: she held her hand on rapidly spinning lawnmower blades for 30+ seconds while her grandson sat next to her, watching her do it; despite the warning on the lawnmower that says "caution, spinning blades will cut your friggin' hands off." What makes my comparison even less severe than the actual scenario: the container she was holding, despite preventing most of the heat transferring to her hand, could quite easily convey to her that the contents were "hot!" I'd have to amend my comparisons to something like: she held a stick up to the blades and watched the blades devour the stick like it was nothing before she held her hands up to the blades, mangling them. But, it's the manufacturer of the lawn mower because they didn't:

1. Put, in larger text, that the lawn mower could chop your hands up.

2. The blades spun too fast, despite customers requesting that the blades spin that fast.

3. She held her hands in the blades 30+ seconds while her grandson just looked at her.

Damn...still thinking about it, my comparison STILL doesn't capture the true effect of this situation. To really capture it, I'd have to come up with something silly that caused her hands to get mangled faster, because her wearing sweat pants exacerbated the situation. Maybe she sharpened the blades right before sticking her hands in there?

Before anyone thinks about objecting to my comparison by saying something like, "Coffee is different than lawnmower blades because the blades are meant to cut grass, not mangle hands." Or something along those lines. My response: Coffee is meant to be drunk not spilled in a car all over your lap. A lawnmower is meant to cut grass, not hands. A cup holder is where you would expect to take the lid off. The yard is where you'd expect to find grass to cut. Not taking the lid off in your lap when you're a shaky old fart: not trying to play with the blades.

Hope I didn't lose anyone with the parallels, but I think you guys get the point.

But, back to square 1: Why DIDN'T the old lady go after her grandson for his negligence? (Which, its quite obvious that he WAS negligent, no denying that.) She should have. Other than the old lady, he is most at fault, here. Simple: our "society" has it in their mind that they are entitled to something whenever they ****-up. The go after the person or entity most able to fulfill that entitlement need that they have been conditioned to demand.

If the tort "rules" were setup to where a person was made more liable for their actions, we might be able to curb this "entitlement age" that we have been in for the past few decades. I like the idea of making hefty legal costs up to the person that brings up the charges, but, first, we've got to stop awarding cases to the plaintiffs for silly things like the old lady situation. I think I placed a percentage of liability on McDonald's in this case already, but I forgot what I said. McDonald's, due to keeping their coffee above market average: let's just say 10%. McDonald's pays 10% of her medical bills and sends a "get better" card and she pays for the rest including 90% of her own legal costs. 😐

Also, in the case of the dude was forced to open his hand: it's really hard for me to decide which way that should have gone. Did the officer break fingers or tear skin/nails when he forced the hand open? If he did, the dude should sue the city for the medical costs. However, if the drugs are illegal, depending upon the municipality (damn, I say that a lot), the cop would be in complete right to force the hand open. Most places here in Oklahoma allows the police officer to conduct a search with reasonable cause, without a warrant. It HAS to be a pretty damned good reason, though such as, suspecting some pothead of holding onto a small bag of weed during a routine traffic stop. However, this is where my "other" side disagrees: weed should NOT be illegal to ****in' begin with! When vaped, it's safer than friggin' aspirin, for cryin' out-loud. I digress: I was reading where most people become impaired enough from weed to make them at the levels a little above the maximum legal level of blood alcohol levels. So, damn, it's hard to say. I'd like to see a really good study done: completely objective. I'm almost positive the outcomes of those dozen or so tests had "vested interests" in the outcomes...you know, similar to the US suppressing a study about the toxicity of a joint compared to a cigarette that showed the cigarette to be more toxic.

Anyway, tort reform. Yeah. Awesome. We need it in the US.

otherwise, a very long way of saying that it is in fact the fault of the person whose vagina needed dead flesh removed from it so that it didn't rot.

DDM, that analogy is ridiculous. The difference is that in your scenario the woman INTENDED to get her hands chopped off, but in the actual case, it was an accident and could not have been predicted by her at all. That's a very important distinction to gloss over.

Originally posted by King Kandy
DDM, that analogy is ridiculous. The difference is that in your scenario the woman INTENDED to get her hands chopped off, but in the actual case, it was an accident and could not have been predicted by her at all. That's a very important distinction to gloss over.

Oh really? That's it? That's your ONLY complaint? 😆

Fine, preface my entire scenario with: she was reaching for an item stuck on the side of the chassis. 😆 😆 😆

Wait wait, even better, was was tryingto adjust the height of the cutting deck in an absurdly wrong way. crylaugh

Anyway, makes it even stupider when put into perspective, doesn't it? If that's the best complaint you could come up with, the comparison is quite valid and shocking, isn't it?

Edit - Also, how do you KNOW that the old lady didn't intend to get burned? She sure as shit sat RIGHT in that shit for far too long for it to have been a mistake. Was she an invalid? No. Paraplegic? No. What kind of person just sits there, getting the utter living shit burned out of themselves? I would love to see something related to the burn. biwtdb! bla bla bla. Easily countered.

so, courts in DDM's universe:

It is only corporate negligance if: Coffee is left out such that it becomes a biohazard and is THEN served to customers

A corporation is only liable if: There is as much intent to harm as would be seen in a server deliberatly throwing coffee in the face of the customer

also, a substance made for human consumption may pose as much danger as mechanical yard equipment being used improperly. This is not negligant of the corporation at all, because, if people making machines that have inherent risk involved can put people in danger, god damn it, their food can too!

Heck, I should jump on this bandwagon.

I can think of a really great class action suit and I'm sure many people would just thank me. It envolves predudice in the work place regarding past history when getting hired and not having to do with the jobs performance.

Spilling coffee on ones self is user error and its not the fault of the Companies. So what, if she got cold coffee, she would have bitched anyways. No, she wanted HOT coffee and she got it. She order what she wanted and got it, its her fault for spilling it.

yes, because spilling something into one's lap should not be considered "normal use" of a beverage that is sold to you through your car window. Companies should have no concern for this

/sigh

... they shouldnt. 😐

why should they inimalist? i really dont understand how this is at all the companies fault...

exactly, a company should bear no responsibility if people are harmed through what could be considered basic use of their product.

they are the ones using it, it is their own fault, and the victim is to blame.

in that situation i wouldnt consider that "basic use of the product" unless im misunderstanding your statement.

if she had simply drunken the coffee, and it, for example, scalded her throat and caused damages, then sure maybe she should get compensation because in that situation that was the intended use of the product; consumption, and in that case she was harmed performing the basic use of the product, which could be considered negligence on companies part. dropping the coffee is not the intended use of the product at all... that's purely user error.

if i get a spork from McDonalds and on the way to my table i trip over my untied shoe laces and the spork is impaled in my eye how is that McDonalds fault?

if i buy a car with high horse power and im driving down the street at 200 miles an hour and i crash how is that the car dealers fault? stabbing myself with a fork, dropping my coffee, and crashing the car, are not the intended uses of those products, its my user error. so i dont understand why the companies should be at all responsible for my own stupidity.

Originally posted by inimalist
yes, because spilling something into one's lap should not be considered "normal use" of a beverage that is sold to you through your car window. Companies should have no concern for this

/sigh

youre not answering my question...

Originally posted by inimalist
exactly, a company should bear no responsibility if people are harmed through what could be considered basic use of their product.

they are the ones using it, it is their own fault, and the victim is to blame.

The problem here is that spilling a scalding beverage on yourself isn't a basic use of the product. It's tragic, certainly, and one could argue that McDonalds should have offered her some help but they're no more at fault than she is, probably less so.

i think that what hes trying to say is that somehow, due to the increased likelihood of spilling coffee on yourself as a result of having it handed to you while you're in a car, the company should [have] take[n] steps to prevent it from happening thus some of the responsibility for the mistake lies on them.

thats the vibe i was getting