Head Butt Contest

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus3 pages
Originally posted by colossulrage
colossus and thor ko each other

Lol, you wish.

1. colossus dies
2. both gets hurt
3. wtf
4. Juggernaut doesn't win
5....
6. Colossus win
7. superman

Worse thread ever?

I lol'd so hard at this thread.

This should go down as the greatest thread of all time... even better than the "who would you rather have your mom sleep with" thread.

colossus shatters thors face!
colossus nearly Kills wolverine!

Originally posted by colossulrage
colossus shatters thors face!
colossus nearly Kills wolverine!

Wolverine nearly killed by blunt damage? Lol

the bones in a spine are not directly connected there held by dense tissue
in reality wolverine can have his head snapped off

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
the bones in a spine are not directly connected there held by dense tissue
in reality wolverine can have his head snapped off

yeah, but wolverine tanked wonderman. Wonderman>>>>>colossus

wonderman?.lol

Originally posted by colossulrage
wonderman?.lol

yes...

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
the bones in a spine are not directly connected there held by dense tissue
in reality wolverine can have his head snapped off
Awesome next time I meet Wolverine in reality I'll try it.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Awesome next time I met Wolverine in reality I'll try it.

don't do it. you're not Colossus strong...or....are u?
😱

Re: Head Butt Contest

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens here

1. Colossus and thor head butt as hard as they can
2. thor and superman head butt as hard as they can
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
4. galactus and juggernaut head butt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)
6. Wolverine and Colossus head butt as hard as they can
7. wolverine and superman head butt as hard as they can

So, how long have you been eating paint chips?

Re: Head Butt Contest

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens here

1. Colossus and thor head butt as hard as they can
2. thor and superman head butt as hard as they can
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
4. galactus and juggernaut head butt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)
6. Wolverine and Colossus head butt as hard as they can
7. wolverine and superman head butt as hard as they can

1. Colossus falls over holding his head. Thor says ouch.
2. Both of them hold their heads and say ouch.
3. Chuck's head explodes.
4. Jugg's gets BFRd into deep space.
5. Bruce uses the 1 second to make his peace with God.
6. See # 2.
7. Wolvie takes a dirt nap. Superman gets a helluva lump.

S'bout it.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
So, how long have you been eating paint chips?

Silly jake, how can anybody so wise eat paint chips?

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Lets say the average human can lift 100 pounds.

How many humans =

1. Captain America
2. Bane
3. Colossus
4. Thor

Just to gauge how difficult for me to fight them


Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
why do we have shitty durability?

Originally posted by colossulrage
colossus shatters thors face!
colossus nearly Kills wolverine!

😂

I like Petey as much as the next X-Fan, but unless you add a "P5" or "Juggernaut Version" to the front of his name... neither of these things are going to happen.

Re: Re: Head Butt Contest

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
So, how long have you been eating paint chips?

Him eating paint chips is an exaggeration.
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
i doubt our sun is that big. its exagerrated

Thor could literally kill Colossus with that. Thor and Odin have pretty much mastered Headbutting compared to everyone else on this list. Look at Thors headbutt to Surfer and Odin vs. Galactus. Colossus dies.

The same effect but Thor shrugs it off like a Man.
Luke Cage only thinks he is headbutting Prof. X he actually just bet Hulk and Thor that they couldnt break his face.professssor X telepathy> luke cage durability
Later Juggs and whatever planet your on.
Bruce wears a magical, adamantium, kryptonite helmet. Stalemate
Wolverine is ktfo and possibly dead minus healin factor.That much force? Bullets have killed people by just hitting a soldiers helmet and smashing his brains on the inside. Rare, but possible.
Wolverines brains come shooting out his eyesockets and nose at 20 x lightspeed.DoubleKo

I'm literally crying from laughter from his threads

1. Colossus dies, Thor doesn't even notice.