Who would you fight?

Started by mikeydude7 pages

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you prick i could take you

you still couldnt take me....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well it's kinda cool in some ways...like when Batman does it, or on my XBox, or when really athletic people do it and it's fun to watch them beat each other up, or when it is in a cheesy, fake but hilarious way like wrestling...or when midgets do it.

I wouldn't say I am fascinated with it though. But that's not really what I meant anyways, I was wondering what his fascination is with putting himself or people he knows in hypothetical fights ...

I was joking. I was going to lead off with: "Oh, you don't have one because to have one is a bit silly.".

I've never understood the baseless obsession with it either.

-AC

I'd fight Walshy for liking Green Day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She'd pwn you. She's old school.

Naw, dude. I'd kick your mom's ass. I'm pretty sure of it.

Your penis would kick her ass...O.o

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Naw, dude. I'd kick your mom's ass. I'm pretty sure of it.
Maybe you would.

DDM, my boy is a bit full of himself, maybe I could knock some sense into him.

Chuck Norris vs Darth Vader

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Alex. I know I could kick his ass.
***** wishes. 313

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
He read my post about not understanding that Fight Club was about more than fights, and decided to go in the exact opposite direction, Ken.

It's his thing.

-AC

😆 😆 😆

It's not quite as pretentious (in your direction) as you'd like to think. My post was quite a bit sarcastic. It was just stupid coincidence that my post was related to your post. I was expecting RJ to reply with "nyuck nyuck." 😬

I'd fight you, AC. But it wouldn't be fun because you wouldn't want to fight because you correctly believe it's below you.

LOL, I love you, dude. When I come up and visit you the next time, you should take me for some fish and chips. I hear that they are much better than here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Maybe you would.

DDM, my boy is a bit full of himself, maybe I could knock some sense into him.

You'd break your fist on my face. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd fight Walshy for liking Green Day.

But im safe right? 😕

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd fight Walshy for liking Green Day.

disgust haters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Maybe you would.

Dude, I'd never fight your mom, yo! What kind of monster do you think I am? 😊

Originally posted by dadudemon
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You'd break your fist on my face. 😄

Nah, I'll be fine.

DDM, cos he's got a big ****ing mouth.

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM, cos he's got a pretty ****ing mouth.
Gay.

RJ in a McClane/Riggs settler. 😛

He could then try getting all that choereographed pansy shit Riggs does in the middle of an actual fight and see what actually happens when compliance is removed from the equation..

Then I could then use a Zippo to smoke the victory cigarette.

(Assuming RJ's partner doesn't show up at the last minute after he is defeated to shoot me in the nick of time, like usual. 😛 )

I would also forgo the use of SUVs. 😖hifty:

Bardock too maybe. He has a massive clunking German fist that we have seen evidence of in pictures. One shot from that and its "Ich bin ein Berliner".

(IE: He clean punch a hole through you and you'd resemble a ring doughnut.)
It'll be a challenge staying on that run from those.... lol 😛

Whilst we are on the subject of cool film related fantasy violence....
Heres a working M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens:
YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM, cos he's got a big ****ing mouth.

All the better to suck your balls, just use an SUV

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Whilst we are on the subject of cool film related fantasy violence....
Heres a working M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens:
YouTube video

I want that....

Me too, man, me too..... *weeps joyfully in admiration watching clip again*

😛