Wobbuffet vs Dark Khan

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Wobbuffet vs Dark Khan

Dark Khan returns by using the wrathful Scorpion's body as a host in which he transfers his essence into. He begins his revenge by taking out Superman when he's by himself at the Fortress of Solitude, and one-shots Raiden in a different universe afterward via surprise attack.
Now as Dark Khan proceeds to reclaim his throne on Apokolips after he begins to re-merge the universes, a lone, small blue figure is shown standing in his way, sitting on the throne before Dark Khan. It's a duck! It's a Slowpoke! No, it's Wobbuffet! And he's here to bravely challenge the dark lord as the universe's last hope, every universe's last hope!

Dark Khan orders Wobbuffet to move aside so he can sit down on his throne and relax. Wobbuffet just stands there and refuses.
Dark Khan gets angry and gives into his RAAAAAAGE! He begins by trying to throw a punch, but Wobbuffet still stands in place as Dark Khan falls to the ground when Wobby uses Counter.

Dark Khan gets back up and starts getting serious. Can this mysterious, blob-like creature save us all and Mirror Coat that which is the RAAAAGE, or will he be just yet another victim of the dark lord's ruthlessness?!

Wobbuffet remains in position, doing nothing but wagging his black tail left and right out of eagerness (or perhaps fear), waiting for Dark Khan to attack again.

FIGHT!!!!

Clearly the last thing Dark Khan will hear is "Wobbuh!" and he shall perish when struck by his own attack. As his vision fades, the blue Pokemon gives him one final salute.

We might be able to count RAAAAGE as a status condition, which can be reflected with Magic Coat. But I don't know if Wobbuffet learns that.

But... the RAGE!

Wobbuffet learns safeguard. Dark Khan can't touch him and if he can, Destiny Bond. Its either loss or draw.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Clearly the last thing Dark Khan will hear is "Wobbuh!" and he shall perish when struck by his own attack. As his vision fades, the blue Pokemon gives him one final salute.

We might be able to count RAAAAGE as a status condition, which can be reflected with Magic Coat. But I don't know if Wobbuffet learns that.

Rage is an attack in Pokemon. If Dark Khan had infinite health somehow, he could use Wobbuffet and the power of Rage as training to become very powerful.

Oh well, DK loses.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Wobbuffet learns safeguard. Dark Khan can't touch him and if he can, Destiny Bond. Its either loss or draw.

You think Safeguard can protect him from that which is the RAGE?! 131 The RAGE is far more than a mere status condition if Dark Khan was able to make Supes rage.

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Originally posted by LLLLLink
Rage is an attack in Pokemon.

A very weak attack that is not worthy of the name Rage. uhuh Same for Dragon Rage, as it does only 40 damage.

Nah, Wobbuffet FTW.

🙁

RAAAAAAAAAAGE

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime

A very weak attack that is not worthy of the name Rage. uhuh Same for Dragon Rage, as it does only 40 damage.

Yeah, but it does from stronger with every blow taken.

Here's a list of the word "rage" in other languages:

Dutch: Razernij
French: Frénésie
German: Raserei
Italian: Ira
Norwegian: Sinne
Portuguese: Fúria
Spanish: Furia

I dare say...Wobbuffet>Superman.

Oh the irony in this thread. It's so rich, so thick.

This is so awesome. SO AWESOME.

WOOOBBBB-UFFET! *Counter, salute*

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
We might be able to count RAAAAGE as a status condition, which can be reflected with Magic Coat. But I don't know if Wobbuffet learns that.

He doesn't. I just checked.

*somehow overlooked this part of your post earlier*

And what's this craziness I'm hearing about Wobbuffet being > than Superman guiz?!
RAAAAAGE

Wobbuffet is a fricking deity.

Now I'm agreeing with Wei Phoenix's post even more.

Holy crap! I clicked on the off-topic thread in the game vs forum and it somehow led me in here! FML!!!!!

Just as planned. 131

I think. mmm

Originally posted by Scythe
Holy crap! I clicked on the off-topic thread in the game vs forum and it somehow led me in here! FML!!!!!

This was caused by the power of RAGE!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This was caused by the power of RAGE!

Ever since I first discovered Dark Khan, I knew I was gonna have to be the one to destroy him. I think Wobbuffet and I team up to do some Double Dragon shit on DK's face, then as he lies there dead, we hit the lunch truck!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ever since I first discovered Dark Khan, I knew I was gonna have to be the one to destroy him. I think Wobbuffet and I team up to do some Double Dragon shit on DK's face, then as he lies there dead, we hit the lunch truck!

Ever since I discovered wobbuffet, I knew I was gonna have to be the one to destroy him. I think Dark Khan and I team up to go John McClane on Wobbuffet, then as he lies there dead, we go to a 711 to get some Mountain Dew with RAGE flavor.