Aunt May vs. Alfred

Started by Black bolt z1 pages
Black bolt z Mindsets Master

Aunt May vs. Alfred

They are both bloodlusted.
Aunt may is armed with her purse and alfred has a broom.

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

aunt may by a mile. idc how much military training alfred got

BlackZero30x Jack

my money's on the broom!...he's been cleaning house for quite a few years...now is no different.

TheTyrant New member

Golden Oldie FTW.

Lord_Talron The Lion's Roar

Originally posted by TheTyrant
Golden Oldie FTW.
👆

Stunner2xx Senior Member

i was this and couldnt stop laughing.
props to OP for his creative humor

ill go with alfred. i am sure bruce has taught him a thing or two

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Aunt May is like 200 years old and she can still have sex.

Alfred gets raped.

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
she can still have sex.
really? 😕

Mshinu Star for a Brain

Aunt May stomps verbally, then tells him to put that broom to good use and sweep the floors.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Starscream M
really? 😕

Yes.

1. http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5227/023qnr.jpg
2. http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4056/024lmz.jpg

(credit to Arahan)

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Aunt May sedates Alfred before seducing him into bed and stabbing him to death with an ice pick while his hands are tied to the bedposts, then she transforms into Golden Oldie and throws his wrinkly ass into the Sun to cover her tracks.