Hair Follicle Drug Test Tomorrow...

A friend of mine 😮 has to take a hair follicle drug test tomorrow for a new job. The test can detect what substances a person has used in the past 90 days. Well, about two months ago, this friend of mine took one hit, and I truly mean ONE hit of marijuana at a Cheech and Chong show he saw with some friends that were in town. Do you think my friend is screwed???

I read that one hit might not reach the level of toxicity they consider 'positive' for marijuana use. But still, my friend is freaking out about this. 😐

He is screwed.

Marijuana should be legalized.

Tell him to shave his entire body.

Originally posted by Mindset
Tell him to shave his entire body.

Win.

Originally posted by Robtard
Win.

How come you don't think that's g@y?

If there is a reading it'll be tiny. He can always claim it was just due to second hand smoke.

Originally posted by dadudemon
How come you don't think that's g@y?

Unless that job involves having sex with men.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
A friend of mine 😮 has to take a hair follicle drug test tomorrow for a new job. The test can detect what substances a person has used in the past 90 days. Well, about two months ago, this friend of mine took one hit, and I truly mean ONE hit of marijuana at a Cheech and Chong show he saw with some friends that were in town. Do you think my friend is screwed???

I read that one hit might not reach the level of toxicity they consider 'positive' for marijuana use. But still, my friend is freaking out about this. 😐

That must be some high paying job for them to go CSI on your friend.

Originally posted by Mindset
Tell him to shave his entire body.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
If there is a reading it'll be tiny. He can always claim it was just due to second hand smoke.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
That must be some high paying job for them to go CSI on your friend.

Please you guys.... dudemon, at least I thought you would have something meaningful to share. Help my friend. Do you think one hit is going to matter????

Serves him right then.

Have him shave a patch of his hair, then glue a patch of yours in its place.

Originally posted by Mindset
Getting a job isn't gay.

Unless that job involves having sex with men.

Even then, it could just be 'gay for pay'; that's not gay-gay, more like the Atkins of gay.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
That's the irony of all this. The job pays way less than he makes right now, but he is moving to a different state, so he has to take this new job that pays shit.

Yeah, been there...when I was in SD I was making more money. But work drop and had to move back to LA for my original salary (I didn't want a pay cut) which is not bad...but still, extra cash and stuff is nice.

I don't see how he can escape the test. Hopefully he'll do fine and get the job...till he finds something better.

I wish him best of luck.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
That is the beauty of the hair test, the second hand smoke argument is of no use.That's the irony of all this. The job pays way less than he makes right now, but he is moving to a different state, so he has to take this new job that pays shit.

Hmm, depending on the amount of 2nd hand smoke, I'd imagine someone would test higher from extensive 2nd-hand smoke than from just one drag, no?

Originally posted by Robtard
Hmm, depending on the amount of 2nd hand smoke, I'd imagine someone would test higher from extensive 2nd-hand smoke than from just one drag, no?

No. Second hand smoke would not produce the chemicals that affect the hair follicles. One would have to take a full on drag for the affect to occur. Whatever second hand smoke shows is not the same. It would be discredited, it would show up differently. The hair test doesn't actually detect THC, whereas the pee test does, I think.

Somebody just tell me it's going to be okay. 🙁

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Somebody just tell me it's going to be okay. 🙁

No, the hair test is way too good. 🙁

Have him buy a fake penis like people get for the piss tests.

When they are about to take his hair sample have him cut the "penis" in half.

While the people are in shock have him slip in another hair sample.

This is a pretty simple fix, dude.

Here is some information

http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/hair_drug_test_FAQ.asp

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Somebody just tell me it's going to be okay. 🙁

It's going to be okay TH.

btw-HAPPY EARLY 420!!!! 😱