MARVEL heroes vs DC villains

Reed richards makes a machine that would transport all Marvel villains to an alternate reality sadly for him that in the DCU the JLA is doing the same. both their machines worked and they got each others baddies

IN MARVEL UNIVERSE:
Spiderman vs Joker: he wants to kill spidey for fun
Ironman vs Lex luthor: lex wants to take over the world
Wolverine vs Deathstroke: someone put a price on wolves head
Captain america vs Ras al ghul: ras wants to wipe out america
Hulk vs Doomsday: do these guys need a reason to fight?
Fantastic four vs Brainiac: brainiac wants to destroy the earth
Silver surfer vs Darkseid: darkseid wants surfers board
Thor vs Sinestro: they want to find out whose weapon is stronger
Punisher vs Two face,penguin and black maskI: they all have formed gangs in NY and puns wants to take em down (on this occasion all three mobsters will team up)
Daredevil vs Catwoman: she stole a huge diamond

One week prep time for every one (they can try to gather info about each other during this time) this is a war not a battle they can use anything weapons,henchmen,friends,threats towards opponents family etc.
There are three ways to win these wars
1. kill your opponent
2. make your opponent give up
3. knock them out and have them imprisoned

Spiderman vs Joker: spidy
Ironman vs Lex luthor: lex
Wolverine vs Deathstroke: meh...
Captain america vs Ras al ghul: cap
Hulk vs Doomsday: DD
Fantastic four vs Brainiac: FF
Silver surfer vs Darkseid: darkseid
Thor vs Sinestro: thor
Punisher vs Two face,penguin and black maskI: villains
Daredevil vs Catwoman: DD

c'mon DD cant beat catwoman neither can thor beat sinestro

Spiderman vs Joker : insane & serious, Spiderman's gonna underestimate him and die.
Ironman vs Lex luthor: lex wants to take over Burger King
Wolverine vs Deathstroke : not Wolverine, therefore winner.
Captain america vs Ras al ghul: Ironman's already done it, more or less 😖hifty:
Hulk vs Doomsday: smashing encounter
Fantastic four vs Brainiac: Reed isn't 2nd to Doom for nothing 😄
Silver surfer vs Darkseid: darkseid wants to go home now, it hurts ✅
Thor vs Sinestro : Marvel's Wonder Woman ... 😖hifty:
Punisher vs Two face,penguin and black mask: they're too lame
Daredevil vs Catwoman : even a blind man can get a hard on!

Originally posted by big o
c'mon DD cant beat catwoman neither can thor beat sinestro

lol what?

Joker first deduce parkers secret identity and then kills him and aunt may with laughing gas

Lexies armour is way better tonys and he has more money and hes smarter

After a long battle wolverine severs slades head

Ras has lived maybe even longer than america so has more experience,wealth and all that(did i mention hes imortal)

Supes has beaten hulk and doomsday killed supes

Brainiac too smart and powerful he makes reeds brain seem like puke

OK a guy with a board with desent powers vs a guy with the ability to zap people to who knows where and he has planet of minions

thors hammer could do the trick against sinestro....just maybe

Punisher could take all three of the gangs (none of these mobsters are too smart or well equiped)

Catwoman easily takes it

Final score:MARVEL heroes=3
DC villains=7

I know i previosly said sinestro can win but i had 2nd thoughts

Spiderman vs Joker: Spidey gets outsmarted and gassed
Ironman vs Lex luthor: Could go either way
Wolverine vs Deathstroke: Wolvie eventually kills him
Captain america vs Ras al ghul: Cap shieldbashes Ra`s face and forces him to listen to a long boring lecture on morality
Hulk vs Doomsday: even split between these hormonal morons
Fantastic four vs Brainiac: Reed keeps Braniac on a memory stick after this
Silver surfer vs Darkseid: DS murders him and goes surfing
Thor vs Sinestro: Thor by combo to KO
Punisher vs Two face,penguin and black maskI: Frank guns these clowns down
Daredevil vs Catwoman: DD stomps on her tail

spider-man vs Joker Spider-man

Iron-man vs Lex Iron man

Wolverine vs Deathstroke Deathstroke

CA vs Ras dont know he ras is

FF vs Brainiac Reed is their only hope

Silver Surfer vs Darkseid Silver Surfer current SS is a beast and can probly beat Thanos

Thor vs Sinestro could go ethier way

Punisher vs two face Punisher kills them

DD vs CW DD stomps on her tail like Mshinu said

Either way DC gets more wins

DD cant beat catwoman

Originally posted by Survivor19
He can not only beat her, he can do something Batman always fails to do. Get her in his bed.

That blind guy has a superb sense of touch, to be fair.

Spiderman vs Joker: Spiderman
Ironman vs Lex Luthor: Could go either way
Wolverine vs Deathstroke: Wolverine
Captain America vs Ras al ghul: Captain America
Hulk vs Doomsday: Could go either way
Fantastic four vs Brainiac: Fantastic four
Silver Surfer vs Darkseid: Silver Surfer
Thor vs Sinestro: Thor
Punisher vs Two face: Punisher
Daredevil vs Catwoman: Daredevil

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
That blind guy has a superb sense of touch, to be fair.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Spiderman vs Joker: Spiderman
Ironman vs Lex Luthor: Could go either way
Wolverine vs Deathstroke: Wolverine
Captain America vs Ras al ghul: Captain America
Hulk vs Doomsday: Could go either way
Fantastic four vs Brainiac: Fantastic four
Silver Surfer vs Darkseid: Silver Surfer
Thor vs Sinestro: Thor
Punisher vs Two face: Punisher
Daredevil vs Catwoman: Daredevil

Originally posted by big o
He wont be able to see where her hole is and let me remind you holes dont make any sound sometimes they smell but i doubt catwomans would

....lol

Matt has boinked plenty of chicks before.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
....lol

Matt has boinked plenty of chicks before.

Originally posted by big o
but those were marvel chicks wre talkin DC here

and Matt's gonna be confused cause DC chicks have their vangina in a differnt place on their body?

Originally posted by Warlord
and Matt's gonna be confused cause DC chicks have their vangina in a differnt place on their body?