Earthquake vs. Chang Koehan

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Earthquake is chowing down a bunch of burritos somewhere in Texas at a Taco Bell and is down to his last one. But suddenly, Chang Koehan enters the restaurant and impulsively snatches it. Angered by this and filled with gastrointestinal fury, Earthquake challenges Chang to a duel with the prize being the burrito.

Earthquake wins. He has a more disciplined fighting style than Chang and has abilities like fire-breathing, teleporting, and toxic farts/burps. He's also half a ton while Chang is around 300 lbs. His kusarigama has more reach than the iron ball.

Earthquake also is more agile than Chang. He has no trouble throwing his weight around. He ends this by grabbing Chang's head, places it up to his butt, and farts so well that Chang's knocked unconscious.