Kung Fu Hustle versus The One...

First scenario: YuLaw and Gabe Law are partners. They are searching the multiverse for worthy opponents. They learn of the world form the movie "Kung Fu Hustle."

They study the four masters (Sing, The Beast, the Landlord and the Landlady) and decide to go to their world and challenge them.

Upon arrival, the Laws see Sing meditating in the courtyard of Pig Sty alley. The Landlord and Landlady are nearby, as is the Beast, and the three see the Laws challenging Sing, so they decide to join in.

Can the Laws take the four masters?

Second scenario: Same as scenario one, but the Laws fight Sing and the Beast first, then the landlord and the Landlady.

Third scenario: They fight them in three fights. First Beast, then Sing, then the Landlord and the Landlady.

All fighters are at full strength. The battle takes place in the courtyard of Pig Sty alley at noon.

Laws get destroyed in an epic stomp.

In all three scenarios?

Scenario 1 is just unfair.

Scenario 2 they fight the most powerful of the quartet first, still unfair

Scenario 3 they don't make it past Beast.

I forget, how many men had YuLaw killed by the time he got to Gabe?

You mean how many other Jet Li's had he killed? No idea, but he killed a couple police officers.

I looked it up. YuLaw had killed 123 versions of himself before going after Gabe. With the strength of his victims being divided between himself and Gabe, that gives YuLaw and Gabe each the strength/speed of roughly 62 men. None of the KFH masters showed strength remotely close to that. Speed is comparable at best, it's a close call. But YuLaw did dodge bullets.

I'd say they clear.

Beast did say "In kung fu, speed decides the winner." Being close in speed, it comes down to strength, which the Laws have in spades over the KFH masters.

Beast caught a bullet between his fingers that he fired from like 1 inch away.

And yeah they were supposedly that strong, but not every Gabe/YuLaw was a fighter, martial artists, and the biggest strength feat was picking up motorcycles, and kicking over a light pole.

Beast was tearing through buildings.

Sing stomped peoples feet flat and kicked them hundreds of feet through and straight up into the air. He was also strong enough to kick chunks of concrete clean across the alley and into a building.

No way do they clear.

Tearing through old buildings using Sing, yeah.

Sing would be their end, but against Beast and the others, they clear IMO.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Tearing through old buildings using Sing, yeah.

Sing would be their end, but against Beast and the others, they clear IMO.

He kicked Sing's head through the floor of the casino, and yeah, he produced enough force to knock Sing through walls and floors.

He's fast, much stronger than them, and if he uses the Frog technique, they're screwed.

Never mind, I just watched some of KFH again. Beast and Sing would surely end them.

Landlady would too with the Lions roar, but they wouldn't be fool enough to get caught in it's blast. Landlord would be no problem.

His thing is redirecting hits though. He probably would go down, but they'd have to get creative.

The scene that convinced me on Beast is when he raises his leg and smashes the floor in the club.

So I think now that the Laws take the Landlady and the Landlord, and, if they are on top of their game, MAYBE Beast, but no way they take Sing.

I am Yui law, i am nobodies *****

haermm