Oompa loompas vs Hobbits!

Willy drops the Loompas to hire Hobbits for his Chocolate factory.

Union strikes break out! Fights everywhere and blood in the streets.

Who wins?

Awesome thread. Will have to say Oopma Loompas for now at first thought.

They'd smash hobbit's skulls in, in violently synchronised strikes, all the time singing seemingly benign but totally creepy songs.

😈

I was going to throw in Ewoks as well, but then I figure they're too primitive and have no knowledge of industrial production.

Might have to go with Jawas next time. mmm

Hobbits, they were actually shown to be proficient in combat.

Originally posted by KingD19
Hobbits, they were actually shown to be proficient in combat.

That was my logic. They weren't that bad, either. Hobbits are also strong for their size, if I recall.

just give them all a golden ticket and everyone is happy and have gene wilder and not johnny depp sing

Originally posted by dadudemon
That was my logic. They weren't that bad, either. Hobbits are also strong for their size, if I recall.

Yeah, when they wanted to fight, they could get it on.

Well, I would say Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry were the only hobbits doing the fight. So those would be their champions.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Well, I would say Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry were the only hobbits doing the fight. So those would be their champions.

just give bilbo a ***** and he is happy 😆 😆 😆 😆 😂

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
just give bilbo a ***** and he is happy 😆 😆 😆 😆 😂

I see what you did there 😆

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I see what you did there 😆

yep

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Well, I would say Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry were the only hobbits doing the fight. So those would be their champions.

Yeah but they were crap at it.

The only time one got good was in Return of the king.

Frodo was awesome at getting stabbed a lot and poisoned.

haermm

That's like "Yeah, you beat the shit outta his fist with your face!!!"

If people think about it...in the end the real hero was Gollum, he was the one who technically threw the ring into the lava...a long with himself of course and un-intentionally but still 🙂

LOTR was gay, start to finish. Epic gayness.

Maybe the end...

Nah, the whole thing. I want my money back.

Get it then.

Sure, I'll go to hollywood video tomorrow and do just that 🙄

Then why say it.....?doh