Ewoks vs. Hobbits

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Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Ewoks vs. Hobbits

The Ewoks are tired of living in the forest and move into the Shire. Because Ewoks now live amongst the Hobbits, tension rises between the two groups and are at a deadly war with eachother due to racism.

Who would win, the little teddy bears or the midgets with hairy feet?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Ewoks, they pwned Stormtroopers.

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ewoks, they pwned Stormtroopers.
jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

This is gay

Amazing Vrayo!! Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The Ewoks are tired of living in the forest and move into the Shire. Because Ewoks now live amongst the Hobbits, tension rises between the two groups and are at a deadly war with eachother due to racism.

Who would win, the little teddy bears or the midgets with hairy feet?

Well, I doubt that Ewoks would have the technology to get to Middle Earth all the way from Endor. Even if they did, that means they would doubtlessly also have blaster technology. Hobbits get massacred, unless Gandalf comes and gives support.

FinalAnswer Flower

It depends if Samwise Gamgee is with the hobbits.

If Samwise is included, the little brown muppets get raped. Hard.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Wont he be too busy giving Frodo longing looks to be effective in combat...?
(Wickett could shank him in a moment like that.)

That he'd want to rape Male warrior Ewoks is no surprise to me.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
It depends if Samwise Gamgee is with the hobbits.

If Samwise is included, the little brown muppets get raped. Hard.

😕

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Ewoks murder that town. And pack rush Sam with spears when he runs outside with his frying pan.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Murderdeathkill!!!

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by the ninjak
Ewoks murder that town. And pack rush Sam with spears when he runs outside with his frying pan.

I'd love to see him get done by those suspended tree logs that swung together and smashed that AT-ST.

the ninjak FRINGE Division
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I'd love to see him get done by those suspended tree logs that swung together and smashed that AT-ST.

Ha HAHAHAHAHAH!

Sam......Frodo......Splat!

Tired-Hiker El Bastardo

Depends on if the battle between them occurs before or after the events of The Lord Of The Rings trilogy. Sam, Frodo, Pip, and that other one certainly became well seasoned warriors by the end of the tril, what with escaping Orcs, hanging with Stryder, fighting off rock trolls, um... eating a lot... drinking brandy wine....

Okay, Ewoks win. 😬

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haermm

WickedDynamite THE LOOSE CANNON

Isn't this spite? I mean, Froddo have the Ring of Power.

Ewoks only have....I dunno....Lucas?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

And tree trunks/rope/spears and stuff.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Isn't this spite? I mean, Froddo have the Ring of Power.

Ewoks only have....I dunno....Lucas?

And blasters scavenged from the dead bodies of the 501st.

Evilbigfoot Bah, Canon...
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ewoks, they pwned Stormtroopers.
Blinky Android First Class
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ewoks, they pwned Stormtroopers.

There are two way to look at that fact:

a) Ewoks are f*cking bad-asses.

or

b) Stormtroopers are a waste of imperial money, a bunch'a pussies.

I'm a firm believer in the latter.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

isn't this midget wrestling at its best???