Keys Lost and Found

Kill the bitch Tex! Take the car! Muahahaha!!! 😈

*Veeeeerrryyyyy teeeemmmpppttteeddddd* 😈

*tex's conscience*
That would be the wrong thing to do, tex. Be happy that your neighbor can afford that pretty car. Save your pennies and maybe one day you can have one too....but if you are a bad boy then the cops will put you in jail and you won't be able to get the precious....got it

It is important to keep keys. Where else would I put my bottle opener?

😂

*Tex's evil conscience*

Go on. Kill them. Puts their eyes out. We wants it. We wants the preciousss...

we wants the carrrrr.....

Damn, I have three consciences!
Talk about schizophrenic!😱

Having a bottle opener on your key-chain might be a problem anyways 😉

Depends on the size.

Yeah, but should you really have a bottle opener on you keychain?
I mean, if you need to keep it that handy, you might have a serious drinking problem! 😄

oh really...what if I have a swiss army knife on my keychain?😄 (that includes a bottle opener)

Monster! 😄

😂