What would be your biggest reason to NOT be a superhero?

so what would be the deciding factor that would make you not want to be a superhero if the opportunity arose?

for me, it would be the whole loosing teeth thing. i always cringe when people loose their teeth in comics. the whole time im thinking "those things dont grow back, how can you be so casual about that?"

yea, i wouldnt want to loose teeth.

Jokers always losing teeth and then somehow getting them back, I'm sure its the same with wolverine but his teeth probably grow back due to healing factor

I dont do pro bono work

I would get fanboys.

um.. having to save sh%^birds who more then likely put themselves in a dangerous situation.. like committing a crime and half @$$ing it and having to save him from pigs.. also having to save dirty pigs who caused certain situations for profit instead of letting them die.. always going by the letter of the law and not taking the law into my own hand even though corrupt politicians and law enforcement do it on the daily

No powers.

People finding out my identity, and/or figuring out who my loved ones are.

Getting too much tail.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
um.. having to save sh%^birds who more then likely put themselves in a dangerous situation.. like committing a crime and half @$$ing it and having to save him from pigs.. also having to save dirty pigs who caused certain situations for profit instead of letting them die.. always going by the letter of the law and not taking the law into my own hand even though corrupt politicians and law enforcement do it on the daily

I would worry that I wouldn't be able to kill enough.

Some uber being that dwarfs me in power deciding to come after me. Someone like Ultron or Doom deciding to kill me for intervening into one of their plans.

Life and death issues are easily retconned in a comic universe so the problem is not what you do, rather how you look doing it.....

YouTube video

So someone could recon my kills? Not cool.

The fact that even if you have a secret identity your loved ones always end up in the crossfire anyway.

Seriously how many times has Spidey had someone do something to his girlfriend even when they didn't know his identity?

Getting beat up

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
so what would be the deciding factor that would make you not want to be a superhero if the opportunity arose?

for me, it would be the whole loosing teeth thing. i always cringe when people loose their teeth in comics. the whole time im thinking "those things dont grow back, how can you be so casual about that?"

yea, i wouldnt want to loose teeth.

Mine would be if Marvel decides to make me part of their universe.

Problems with public

higher an image consultant.. like hancock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VseQOjm9xPU&feature=related

anyways @ lord talron

the superhero manual book of ethics and guide lines to always do right.

i thought it was established in freakazoid that lobe created that...

Because I'd rather be a super villain.