Bill (Contra) Versus Bill (Left 4 Dead)

The guerrilla fighter squares off against the war vet in Mercy Hospital. Bill Sr. starts off on the roof with an assault rifle, two pistols and a molotov. Bill the younger starts on the ground floor with a Spread Gun, Rapid Fire power-up, and grenade. Which soldier will come out the victor?

Old bill, by way of having an actual voice actor. also, being old and crotchety. 😐 Which means experience.

Old Bill was a Green Beret was he not?

Obviously one-sided. Contra fighters are far better than Left 4 Dead characters as they fight much dangerous threats and have superior weapons.

But what SKILLZ does Contra Bill have?

Stopping alien invasions.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Obviously one-sided. Contra fighters are far better than Left 4 Dead characters as they fight much dangerous threats and have superior weapons.

this requires you to prove your stance, boyo. For example:
Why are Contra's enemies more dangerous?
Why are their weapons better?
Why do you ignore other Bill's experience edge?

More experienced = probably shooting the other dude first = winning.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Stopping alien invasions.

K,that's kewl. Dead Bill (c wut i did thar) kinda survived a zombie apocalypse until The Passing.

Oh, and of course he is a war vet, Green Beret no less, but whatever.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh look, baseless claim. 😐

this requires you to prove your stance, boyo. For example:
Why are Contra's enemies more dangerous?
Why are their weapons better?
Why do you ignore other Bill's experience edge?

More experienced = probably shooting the other dude first = winning.

Bill has a machine gun, a laser gun, a flamethrower, shotgun (spreadgun), a rocket launcher, homing missiles, room-clearing bombs, and force fields (all from Contra 3).

In his games, he has fought armed soldiers, mounted turrets, fireball spitting bugs, robots, a tank, and alien hordes among other foes. Here are some of the bosses he has faced (WARNING: The players in these vids make things looks so damn easy):

YouTube video
0:28 A defensive wall with two turrets and soldiers as backup
2:16 Security system with turrets and armed soldiers. It's second phase uses homing projectiles
4:25 We have two floor compartments launching bombs plus there's armed soldiers in the area
5:33 Horde of face-hugger like aliens that are constantly spawned by the alien heart

YouTube video
0:48 Same as Contra's first boss but with better graphics 😎
0:57 He can drive a tank! He uses it to kill the the same foe @ 0:48
1:16 Some soldier on a tank.
1:30 Giant turtle thing which can release swarms of bugs and shoot energy balls.
2:00 Spider robot
2:12 Some propeller robot w/ a second phase that makes it grow legs
3:35 An alien aircraft
3:54 Terminator robots including a big one at 4:06
4:30 He fights airborne soldiers, a tank, and a long-legged robot while on motorcycle
5:00 Bill defeats a ninja soldier while hanging on a chopper missile
5:21 No one in Left4Dead is capable of doing this