Survive From Dusk Till Dawn!

Five strangers are inside the Titty Twister when the employees decide to go vampiric on the unsuspecting patrons. Now they got to work together in order to survive the night.

The characters in question are:

1. Alice Abernathy (RE: Extinction version)
2. Ash Williams (AoD version)
3. Hannibal King
4. Abigail Whistler
5. John Constatine

Will these poor bastards survive the night?

What equipment do they have?

Remember: The ace in the hole, for the entire FDTD crew, was Jacob, the preacher man.

These vamps aren't severely allergic to silver and garlic, IIRC.

If they have standard gear, they all make it.

Originally posted by Impediment
What equipment do they have?

Remember: The ace in the hole, for the entire FDTD crew, was Jacob, the preacher man.

These vamps aren't severely allergic to silver and garlic, IIRC.

Hmm...you do have a point there. We need an expendable holy man. As for equipment, the five patrons have their gear and abilities from their respective movies.

For some strange reason, I'm going to use Alex Bernier (Heath Ledger) from The Order.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If they have standard gear, they all make it.

Hannibal King solos.

Then he gets a face full of Abigail cooch.

Ash has handled worse.
Darkstalkers would educate team in what they need to do.
Alice has powers.
Constantine would be the icing for this ass kicking cake.

But Ash would be boss!

I'd love to see Ash in dawn till dusk, that would be win right there

they all make it , then alice and abigail have a great mud wrestling match as the guys sit and eat popcorn

Alice needs bigger t|ts. Christ. I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal.

Originally posted by Impediment
Alice needs bigger t|ts. Christ. I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal.

yeah she does, she should get a boob job

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then he gets a face full of Abigail cooch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If they have standard gear, they all make it.

i agree. These vampires are week.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
i agree. These vampires are week.

They reminded me of those Power Ranger fodder guys they would always beat up before they fought a boss.

Run around in circles and attack one at a time. And when plot allowed they would suddenly gangbang a character.