Jason Bourne vs Natasha Romanoff (Iron Man 2)

Started by Snafu the Great3 pages

Jason Bourne vs Natasha Romanoff (Iron Man 2)

S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury has his eye on Jason Bourne. He approaches him with a job working for him as a combat instructor for S.H.I.E.L.D. Bourne agrees.

However, Natasha is not impressed with the former spy. So she decides to call him out and challenge him to a fight. Bourne is one who does not back down from a challenge and agrees to meet her in the ring.

Watching the fight from the sidelines, is Director Fury, Tony Stark, and Colonel Rhodes. Stark and Rhodes place their bets on who would win this little brawl, while Fury watches with anticipation.

No killing blows. Knock the other person out.

Who wins?

Black Widow can take it.

Widow is better.

Black Widow hurricanrana ftw

jason bourne

natasha is all flash no substance

Bullshit. She pwns Bourne.

Wow. What the hell did she do that'll let her compete with Bourne?

a few fancy kicks. literally. thats it.

she did like three hurricranas on security guards. security guards.

As in:

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yeah lol

They beat the crap out of each other other until...(thinking that they are alone) they start making out and do each other on the floor.

Fury and Rhodes cover their faces in shame while Tony walks into the ring with a bottle of Vodka and asks if he can join.

Originally posted by the ninjak
They beat the crap out of each other other until...(thinking that they are alone) they start making out and do each other on the floor.

Fury and Rhodes cover their faces in shame while Tony walks into the ring with a bottle of Vodka and asks if he can join.

Don't you mean that he and Pepper could join later on?

Bourne beats her ass with a rolled-up Penthouse magazine. /end

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
Don't you mean that he and Pepper could join later on?

Pepper wouldn't have a bar of it.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
a few fancy kicks. literally. thats it.

And also use them electric bomb things.

Bourne uses guns then 😐

This is, I assume, H2H, since it is in a ring and all.

~ Bourne spanks her.

i am going to have to go with jason, even though natasha showed a few moves in the movie she, it was nothing compared to what bourne did and she never really fought anybody just a couple of secrity guards

Bourne has nothing to what she did. He has more feats, sure. She's on a completely different physical level. She's on the level of Nite Owl and Silk Spectre; both who pwn Bourne without a discussion.

no shes not.

PRO WRESTLERS do the same shit she did in that movie all day long. fancy flips and kicks are not impressive.

Give me one villain Bourne has fought in H2H combat that she'd struggle with.

Side note: He struggles with most of the main assassins.