Eli versus Rorschach...
Eli (The book of Eli) is wandering the wasteland, heading west, when he encounters Rorschach. Eli thinks Rorschach is after the book, so he draws his blade.
Rorschach is pissed already about the state of the world, so when he sees the blade, he attacks.
The fight takes place on an abandoned freeway at noon. Who wins?
Eli cannot count on his "protection" here, only his fighting skills.