Bourne v. Riggs

Dana White has invited Jason Bourne and Martin Riggs to a one on one hand to hand combat match to take place at Madison Square Garden in New York City..

both men will fight in here..

this match will be 5 rounds at 5 minutes each with Bourne and Riggs getting one minute of rest in between the rounds..

K.O. counts unless somebody gets killed..

I'm going with bourne

Bourne in the first round.

Dude, Bourne in 3 seconds.

Similar to the way he gets taken out by Jett Li in LW4.

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Maybe ten seconds, but Riggs still loses. Hell, Bourne could take on Riggs, McClane and Murtaugh all at once and be done with them in a minute.

McClane'd last longer than Riggs and Murtaugh.

He could probably even beat him somehow if hes been eating his lucky charms too.

Nah, karate chop to the windpipe and Mac goes down like a drunken cheerleader on prom night. Bourne won't even have to buy him a drink.

Screen feats dude. Thats not worked on McClane yet.

Epic durability. Proven effective against all manner of combatants. Epically jammy too.

But whats certain is that he mercilessy rapes Riggs though.

Please dont continue to derail this guys Riggs thread with your McHate though. Cause that'd make you an idiot.

I'm just keeping it real, he'd rape Mac, Riggs, the Transporter, Scorpion, Sub Zero, and a shitload of other fighters.

So thats a "no" then...

No, that's a "Bourne can beat the shit outta most men h2h."

Funny. You didnt say that originally, you instead chose to vent yet more Mcbutthurt didnt you.... But now you say it: McClane isn't most men.

Still changing back the subject, finally, Riggs and Murtaugh both get raped hard. Particularly if he tackles them one at a time in isolation.

'Cause then Murtaugh cant shoot Bourne then, when he inevitably kills Riggs. (which would of course totally disrupt standard LW form)

Then Eric Clapton and Micheal Kamen take us out with a sad reprise of the Riggs theme blended in with delayed/echoed repeats of Riggs screaming was Bourne tears off his nutsack and slaps Murtaugh round the face with it as a final taunt before kicking his head off of his shoulders.

End credits.

As does McClane.

Well repeated durablity feats against far more advanced fighters would dispute that quite heavily.

I know it must hurt, but let it go man.

For the good of the thread.

What would be really funny is if Mac had to face the ninja chick in the cage. THAT would be hilarous.

You cant actually help yourself, can you...?

Don't go crying to Imp again when you get your bollocks burned again, after having done all you could to create the situation in the first place again now will you...? 🙄

This is the part where you calm down.

I am perfectly calm. 🙂

And even if I wasnt: You dont actually tell me shit. 🙂

Calm down.