Hamburger Eating Contest! Wimpy vs Blob!

Location: Rough House Dinner!

No BFR
No PIS
No Mayonnaise

Who wins?

(But we all know Rough House loses this one)

I think we should add Poldo from Popeye

You do realize the kinds of feats capable by Popeye characters, yes? Wimpy is like the abstract avatar of hamburger eating. And no, that's not a joke. Well, it is, but it's also for real. His very existence spells a loss for Blob.