srankmissingnin
VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
well, if you had an unbreakable skull, and someone as strong as the Hulk punched you...ANYWHERE, your brain would turn into goo...not sure if it would be pure LIQUID, but it would a viscus pudding at best. The brain naturally has the consistency of pudding and so even a slight shot to the head causes slight permanent brain damage. If you get in a fight and someone hits you with a decent shot - you don't even need a concussion - you will have slight brain damage. Of course, much like drinking alcohol, the damage is so slight you won't notice any effects...at least not immediately - but over time, these things build up and there will be a noticeable difference. The damage is caused by the brain being sloshed around against the skull as it sits afloat in the cerebral spinal fluid. Now if Hulk hits Wolverine, his brain, under rules of real biology would be turned to pure goo. The initial blow itself would blow he brain apart inside the skull and literally, all you would see if you somehow opened it up, is this soupy cerebral spinal fluid, mixed with blood and thinned out chunks of brain all over the skull walls - there would be nothing left to regenerate.b
Well, it has been said on panel in the narration that Wolverine's organs are liquefied every time the Hulk hits him. So there is that.
Anyway:
Wolverine takes a shot to the eye from a high powered machine gun to the eye. He is completely unphased and digs out the shell with his fingers:
Takes an anti material sniper rifle bullet to the eye, doesn't even slow his stride:
Takes a shot gun blast to the eye. Kills the shooters and picks out the buckshot:
Weapon X thinks that an Anti-metal bullet is required to take Wolverine down with a head shot even from one of the best marksmen in Marvel U. The bullet is replaced with a standard round since the Director doesn't what Wolverine to have it that easy. Clearly Weapon X doesn't think a normal bullet would get into the brain from behind the eye. But what do they know? They only gave him his Adamantium in first place.
Two more possible ones
Wolverine possible takes a hand gun round to the eye. He goes down for a few seconds, but Rucka's Wolverine was shown to be koed by a sniper rifle bullet to even to the side of the head. Rucka's Wolverine was more of a bullet dodger than most incarnations:
Winter Soldiers sniper takes a shot at Wolverine. It's not clear where he is shot in the face but we can see his face as he falls and there is no bullet wound or blood leaving the only possible entry point the eye socket that is in shadow:
Those are examples I tracked down from memory off the top of my head, I'm sure if I bothered to look I would find more. I wish this assine crap had come up while jinzin and I were creating the respect thread and going through every Wolverine appearance. Common sense shit we didn't bother to included or take not of because we VASTLY over estimated the general intelligance of posters on KMC.
This theory is absurd. It flies directly into the face of on panel. Evidence that shows Wolverine has the bones that would needed be missing for this to be possible, evidence that shows even weaker incarnations of Wolverine being shot in the eye to no avail, and of course general anatomy. It is a contradiction to virtually everything we know or have seen of Wolverine. Quite frankly anyone who thinks this is a valid theory that needs discussion or warrants discourse is an idiot.