Team Van Damme versus Team Seagal....

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Team Van Damme versus Team Seagal....

Taking a cue from Rob on this one.

Every Van Damme character and every Seagal character, team battle to the death aboard the Death Star.

Each combatant gets the weapons they were shown using in their respective movies.

If they have morals, they are turned off here.

Each team is fully briefed on the other.

Team Van Damme is led by Chance Boudreaux. Team Seagal is led by Casey Ryback.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Van Damme team. EASILY. Doubly impact in a universal time kickboxing bit of nutstomp soldiery.

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Headline reads "Segal shafted at dome of VanDamme Doom."

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Nah, Seagal has guys like Casey Ryback, Det. Gino, Jack Taggart, John Hatcher, Mason Storm..... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

All with better screen feats.

H2H Seagal is five times the man Van Damme is. Van Damme comes in trying that fancy ass kicking shit, Seagal blocks easily and buries a meat cleaver in his head.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Seagal may kick Dammes ass but Damme has better and more creative characters to win this fight.

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New headline: "Seagal lays siege to VD's ass, starts a fire down below, lol's at the exit wounds in VD's body."

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Originally posted by the ninjak
Seagal may kick Dammes ass but Damme has better and more creative characters to win this fight.
No, Seagal has more all around more deadly characters. Example? Ryback, more deadly than any VD character. Better with weapons, h2h, at recon and stealth.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Regardless of the compelling argument of the cerebrally amoebic, the hogwarts vs Van Damage thread shows:

A) That Segal's firm has no chance.
B) That RJ cant debate.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Regardless of the compelling argument of the cerebrally amoebic, the hogwarts vs Van Damage thread shows:

A) That Segal's firm has no chance.
B) That RJ cant debate.

Hey, you like fishing? Can you bait a hook? Sometimes I have trouble baiting a hook.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

TimeCop offers the Empire Time Displacement tech and instantly gets a force field around him.

He then goes back 5 years and learns force training under Vader himself and force chokes all the Seagals while floating in the air doing the splits.

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Originally posted by the ninjak
TimeCop offers the Empire Time Displacement tech and instantly gets a force field around him.

He then goes back 5 years and learns force training under Vader himself and force chokes all the Seagals while floating in the air doing the splits.

All before Manhattan gets ahold of him? Wow.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

No baiting. Just accurate statements.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All before Manhattan gets ahold of him? Wow.

???????????

Dr Manhattan isn't even born yet.

A long time ago A place far far away!

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**** me, wrong thread.