the creative homicide/suicide game

the rules are simple

either creatively kill the person above you or create an elaborate suicide

example:i feel like diving head first into a wood chipper

I'll kill you with a hammer.

im gonna pull your life support plug just to hear the flatline

I'll cut each of your major arteries in alphabetical order.

I'll bore you to death with chick flicks.

ill beat you to death with a steel dildo wearing a bugs bunny costume

Avada Kedavra.

I'll puncture all of your vital organs in alphabetical order.

I'd stab you in the heart with a straw so I can watch your blood spurt out. 😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Avada Kedavra.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'd stab you in the heart with a straw so I can watch your blood spurt out. 😐

I'll make fun of the clothes you're wearing.

ima beat you to death with that guitar

I'll tell you your favorite animal died.

im gonna throw you over a cliff and watch you go splat

I'm going to write "unsatisfactory" on your comment card.

im gonna take away your sarcasm

I wont call you the morning after.

i kill you by sticking your head in an open-flamed BBQ grill

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Avada Kedavra.