Don't punch mirrors

Started by Dorian Belmont5 pages

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
bar fight..

i was at the bar ordering a drink, some hot young college girl came on to me.. we started talking my friend then wanted to play pool.. we played with some douche bag racist redneck..

money was involved he lost 300 bucks didnt want to pay and i didnt care he said i hustled him.. then found out he had bn setting me up the whole time but wasnt working... although the dude looked like he was in hi mid 40's rugged his girl was the college girl that had bn coming on to me.. we got into a fight on the pool table he tried to stab me in the face i blocked it.. my friends and i then jumped him and beat his @$$.. stomped him unconscious..

I punched a aluminimum garbage can into someones face ....my hand swelled up like you wouldnt believe.....not the same but it was still awesome

the lesson here is dont punch things unless your sure its gonna break.....or in his case wont slice your fingers off

I think you people need anger management. I don't think I've ever punched anything for any reason.

Let alone punched something and injured myself with doing so.

That's just moronic.

Originally posted by MasterMyOwnMind
I was practicing boxing and I swung too close to it, it was a powerful right hook. It was a terribly ugly scene, a bloody mess, I was screaming, my knuckles were sticking out and my fingers were hanging off.
awesome.....though maybe not for you ....blood excites me .....i think i was a vampire in a past life 😐

Originally posted by Ax3l
I think you people need anger management. I don't think I've ever punched anything for any reason.

Let alone punched something and injured myself with doing so.

That's just moronic.

I was doing it in self defense had i not punched that garbage can someone who have hit me with it ....and then possibly stabbed me

Maybe you shouldn't have started a fight.

Can't we all just get along?

actually some guys were trying to rape a girl..... 😬

That's when you go watch, you sick freak. Don't you know that rape is just another form of love?

Originally posted by Ax3l
That's when you go watch, you sick freak. Don't you know that rape is just another form of love?
actually if i watched and did nothing i would have been unable to live with my self ....it was the right thing to do .....not many people can say that they could do what i did....(generally fight three armed assailants)

Not many people would believe that story, either.

hell i barely believe i....and i actually only had to fight one of them cuz after i knocked that guy out with the garbage can the other two ran like pussies

Uh huh. Did you fly away after that?

nah took the subway....smartass

I hope you told your mom about it when you got home.

I had to my hand was bleeding and bruised .....and i know your being sarcastic .....im just too bored to really give a shit

But no too bored to make up some phony story?

I get it.

if i were going to make shit up like that i would have said there was 20 of them and i had nunchuks.....moron ....and there also would have been undead ninja monkeys

That wouldn't make it any less unbelievable.

Originally posted by Ax3l
That wouldn't make it any less unbelievable.

Dude ur full of dickery, i havent witnessed u say sumthing nice for, like, never, your full pure rage. man, u trippin'.

I'm still wondering whose sock you are.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm still wondering whose sock you are.

ok, well, uh, good luck with that bruh, i dont really spam and we're in the off-topic forum so i dont think im acting much like a sock would but, watever.