Hockey: CANADA vs. USA

Started by Nemesis X2 pages

Hockey: CANADA vs. USA

Hockey was part of a conversation I was having earlier and that is what made me want to make this thread. Canadian videogame characters are in a game of hockey against videogame characters from the USA.

Team Canada:
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers)
Psymon Stark (SSX)
Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper)
Wolf Hawkfield (King of Fighters)

Team USA:
Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Guile (Street Fighter)
Nathan Drake (Uncharted)

Obviously this match will take place in an enormous skating rink.

Rules of the game:
1.A team must score 20 points in order to win.
2.Time limit will be five minutes and the teams will take a break
3.Each break will be two minutes
4.The time limits and breaks will keep repeating until a team wins
5.Rarely in the game, a special icon will appear
6.If a member from USA touches the icon, Liberty Prime will appear and keep team Canada at bay for a couple minutes.
7.If a member from team Cananda touches the icon, a giant made of snow will appear and keep the team USA at bay for a couple minutes.
8.The giants summoned from the icon will only stall the teams, not kill them.
9. PLayers are allowed to act violent towards the opposite teammates but remember, they still can't kill eachother.

Sly Cooper on Team Canadia? This is a travesty of JUSTICE!!

Why is Sly doing in Canada?

Spite for Canada.

Hey, I found Sly on a list of Canadian characters. If you want to flame at someone, go flame at Giant Bomb.com

And who listens to what Giantbomb says?

Apparently, NemeSis.

Canada, obviously. They got phuckin' Sasquatch! He could freeze everyone and his team could just go, Goal Crazy.

Screw that! Team USA! We never loose.

Nah.

Canada > USA

Canada's hockey team would be decimated if USA ever gets the icon, they wear communist red.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Nah.

Canada > USA

Delusional.

20 points in a hockey game? That shit is going to take forever.

Sasquatch tips the odds in Canada's favor.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
20 points in a hockey game? That shit is going to take forever.

Not for team Canadia.

~ Seriously though, he right. 20 points is waaay over the top.

Originally posted by No End N Site
Delusional.

Nah.

Just right.

Did no one watch Olympic hockey? Canada won. Also, spite thread is spite. Canada cannot lose at hockey.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Did no one watch Olympic hockey? Canada won. Also, spite thread is spite. Canada cannot lose at hockey.

Canada did lose to USA in the group stage 😛.

But we won in teh finals.

Finals > Group stage.

Also, there was quite a bit of american press about them winning that one game, a little pre-emptive on the bragging.

It's still a loss, but yeah, we won in the finals.

AMERICA! THE UNITED STATES NEVER LOS---

Oh wait. 🙁