You're alone in the middle of the desert

Originally posted by One Free Man
No, it's a test to figure out if he's a replicant. Replicants can't stand the hypothetical stress of certain scenarios.

Oh, clever. I thought they were testing for human emotions.

Nope, they're trying to descriminate between replicants and humans. Being on earth is an automatic death sentence for replicants.

I posted it here because I thought it was an interesting psychological question. Why aren't you helping it?

Originally posted by One Free Man
I posted it here because I thought it was an interesting psychological question. Why aren't you helping it?

Because the narrator has declared that I am not? Like the test giver says "it's a pure hypothetical".

The question as phrased strikes me as nonsensical unless it's mean to request possible reasons that I wouldn't help it.

I thought it might reveal where your dark side lies, if you try and answer the question.

Why would I do that? I had a pet tortoise when i was 9, no joke, this REALLY HAPPENED, and I accidentally left it's little aquarium thing in the sun too long and it fried.

Maybe I'm traumatized.

Maybe it's because I am suffering in the desert and I am detested by the turtle sitting there perfectly fine in this heat and thirst.

Originally posted by Autokrat
I'm not helping it since I'm about to eat the stupid animal since I'm stuck in the middle of a desert with limited access to carbohydrates, protein or water.

Unless eating a turtle is toxic?

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Originally posted by One Free Man
And Scythe, you have made the first steps in the path to enlightenment 😮‍💨

Haha, I've yet finished it. I've been so busy lately, that I've borrowed it, and it went from my "to watch" pile to my "finish watching, sometime this year, ya jackass" pile.

Originally posted by One Free Man
nd you come across a tortoise. You turn it over, letting it's soft underside bake in the hot sun. you see it kicking, but you're not helping it. Why aren't you helping it?

This question is broken because i am helping the Turtle. Infact, the turtle and i become great friends and one day when that Turtle finds some secret OOZE and becomes a teenage mutant ninja turtle, He'll be MY teenage mutant ninja turtle, MOTHERFU**ER 💃