Kain vs Nemesis WITH A TWIST

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Neither one of them gets laid unless it's BO2 Kain, because he atleast didn't share the texture of sun-dried-fruit. 😐

I thought you were into that kinda thing; with females, of course...

Neh, I prefer them fresh, tbh. Or in the advanced stage. 😐 (IE, skeletal.)

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Neh, I prefer them fresh, tbh. Or in the advanced stage. 😐 (IE, skeletal.)

And Kerrigan fits your definition of fresh or advanced then?
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She's not dead, so she's "ripe for harvest". 😛

Ahh crap, I thought she was undead >__>

Nemesis gets the girl. Why? 'Cause chicks dig guys who have huge muscles.

And have tentacles

Nemesis talking without lips?

>.>

Originally posted by BloodRain
Nemesis talking without lips?

>.>

Better than a green skinned dried up old fart with claws.

Have you seen Nemesis, Nemesis?

Originally posted by BloodRain
Have you seen Nemesis, Nemesis?

I have and I admit he's ugly as hell but better than with a vampire that just wants to suck your blood and kill you later on. If Jill Valentine can handle dealing with the Nemesis, I'm pretty sure any other chick could.

Chicks dig vampires.

just wants to suck your blood and kill you later on

Yeah and Nemesis is a saint to women.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Chicks dig vampires.

Yeah and Nemesis is a saint to women.

I think Nemesis got owned by Jill so hard, he learned not to piss off women again.

Chicks dig vampires

Right after watching Twilight and Kain isn't even close to looking like what those gay pretty boy vampires look like.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Chicks dig vampires.

I know what you're talking about, and you need to STFU and keep that shit out of here.

I will not tolerate Twifaggotry in my threads. >=(

Not talking about Twilight >_>

Vampires in general.

Nah.

I doubt chicks find Boris Karloff t3h hotness.

Also, I refuse to call the Twifaggotry vampires. They are essentially just golems. That drink blood and sparkle.

Chicks have loved vampires forever. Eff off with that Twilight shit.

Vampires have been loved more by the society of women eversince those Twifag movies came into existence.

That just brought vamps back into the spotlight again.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Chicks have loved vampires forever. Eff off with that Twilight shit.

Not to the point they start a religion about a book series.