Don't stick your dick in a blender

My dick can handle a blender.

Proof?

my mind is the blender

Why?

I dont know

How do you know its blender?

I dont ....but it is

Pic?

Originally posted by steverules_2
It's like punching a mirror but worse

I win. End of discussion.

And no steve im not going to post a pic of my penis so you can stick a dildo up your ass and have fun.

Butt secks not cool.

Frappe'?

Originally posted by mikeydude
This proves that you have no penis.

I win. End of discussion.

And no steve im not going to post a pic of my penis so you can stick a dildo up your ass and have fun.

Butt secks not cool.

You don't have a penis

I'm sorry but I don't share your sexual fantasies, what you like to do in your mothers closet is your business and I'd prefer you not tell me you like you record your mothers sex acts or your dad whilst he's in the shower, so stop trying to send that shit to me

If its so uncool then stop having it with your neighbors cat!!

PWNT B!TCH!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Frappe'?

Yes

This is meme quality. Now if only mods allowed parody threads, I'd be lke "don't give a doberman a Bj. I was practicing and I like slipped and he bit my wanker off" then my mum roasted it on accident and fed it to my sister, who said she liked the cream filling."

teehee doggie weenarz.

no greater comedy teehee

Ever see two dogs shagging and they are butt to butt stuck together?

Originally posted by One Free Man
This is meme quality. Now if only mods allowed parody threads, I'd be lke "don't give a doberman a Bj. I was practicing and I like slipped and he bit my wanker off" then my mum roasted it on accident and fed it to my sister, who said she liked the cream filling."

So you GIVING a BJ ends up with YOUR dick being bitten off? Do you know your anatomy?

aaaahahahahahaaaa.

ewwwww i dnt liek whter this is goeing D: bj is for sluts.