Mrs. Smith versus Lara Croft...

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

Mrs. Smith versus Lara Croft...

Mrs. Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith) and Lara Croft face off in a fight to the death.

For the first scenario, Mrs. Smith has two handguns and a knife. Lara has her two handguns and a knife.

The fight takes place in Nakatomi plaza. Mrs. Smith is on the roof, Lara on the first floor, they are to stalk each other and....well, kill.

For the second scenario, h2h combat only, and they fight in a steel cage......while wearing black bikinis.

Who wins?

Mrs. Smith owns Lara. Lara has skill, but Mrs. Smith is a professional assassin, by reputation alone, Smith wins.

Dunno, Lara was pretty nifty with her guns.

Angelina , err, my good friend Paola wins

but yeah Mrs. Smith should own Lara

Angelina droolio

Paola droolio

Croft wins both scenarios. Not sure what the rest of you were thinking.

Angelina Jolie was rediculously hot in both Tomb Raider films.

I dunno about the stalking battle.

Lara is just better. There's no other way of putting it. Smith has some nice feats, but Croft's are superior.

Originally posted by marwash22
Mrs. Smith owns Lara. Lara has skill, but Mrs. Smith is a professional assassin, by reputation alone, Smith wins.
Smith owns? How? Lara has skill? Yeah, alot of it. Reputation? Croft's "rep">>>Smith's.

Um.....Smith didn't have a reputation because she is an assassin. Secret like. A reputation would hurt her.

She'll stealth Lara and cap her from behind.

H2H Lara wins 7/10.

i meant reputation as in the reputation one automatically has when they are said to be an expert assassin. Lara croft has shown skill in armed and unarmed combat, but nothing would suggest she knows a thing about hunting or defending against being hunted by an expert killer. The people Lara faces are basically common thugs and nerds with guns.

Smith, ftw.

I gotta rethink the h2h scenario.

They should team up against Fox, from Wanted.

Nah, Fox would rape them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Fox would rape them.
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Fox vs. Mrs. Smith and Lara Croft

FIGHT!!!!!!!

[2 seconds into the fight]...

"Headshot"
"Double kill"

Not to mention she'd shoot their bullets out of the air doooooooooh.

Wait a second......How would a bullet bender deal with someone toting a fully automatic shotgun?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not to mention she'd shoot their bullets out of the air doooooooooh.

Wait a second......How would a bullet bender deal with someone toting a fully automatic shotgun?

hide behind a car, or any random object and curve the bullet, baby.

I know, I mean as far as shooting the bullet out of the air.

oh. lol, there's no defending that. if lara or Smith has a shotgun, i think Fox is toast; but it would depend on how much distance is between her and them.

Fox has that adrenaline thing, doesn't she?

Yeah, good call on the adrenaline thing. Bit of precog there.

Originally posted by marwash22
Lara croft has shown skill in armed and unarmed combat, but nothing would suggest she knows a thing about hunting or defending against being hunted by an expert killer. The people Lara faces are basically common thugs and nerds with guns.
Lara is right below being labeled a one-man army. She takes on countless assassins, security, thugs, crime lords, and mystical enchanted beings in her films. I'll take the woman with alot more skill. If it does come to H2H combat Smith doesn't stand a chance. Did you see what Lara was able to do when she was against that guy with dual swords and she had an unloaded rifle. That was a feat of massive skill.