Thor vs She-hulk and Doc Samson in Pure Slugfest

Started by Starscream M2 pages

Thor vs She-hulk and Doc Samson in Pure Slugfest

No weapons, no powers.

Who wins?

Thor one-shots.

Did I miss something?

Originally posted by Bentley
Thor one-shots.
you gotta be kidding me...

Well, to be fair I posted that before the edit. Now Thor two-shots. (Although it would be funny for him to knock them with one arm each at the same time)

Thor.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thor.
you really think he could beat 2 cl100ers? wow

Originally posted by Starscream M
you really think he could beat 2 cl100ers? wow

She-hulk was one-shotted by WWH. Thor is just higher in the foodchain.

Originally posted by Starscream M
you really think he could beat 2 cl100ers? wow

Well, I don't see why you're so surprised here, Scream.

You make threads which hobble Thor - or at least try to spite him. I come in here and explain that Thor actually wins in spite of your intent. You get upset and attack my argument, despite the fact I'm more than usually far from the only person who thinks he wins here. Etc, etc, etc.

It's a nice cycle we have going on. 🙂

And yeah, he beats two lower end 100 Class bricks while remaining in the higher tier.

THor definitely. He is much stronger than both of them and more durable as well.

He's also one-shotted Namor in the rain and classic Abomination, so yeah, even if he doesn't one shot Shulkie or Doc, he still beats them.

She-hulk would only last against Thor in bed, Samson not even there. 😬

Samson would need to grow his hair longer than the Nile to last.

thor easily

Current Jen and Samson?

Oh. My. God. Thor is phucked.

First, Shulkie uses the Champion punch. Then, Samson finishes him with several Loebforce blows 🙂

Originally posted by Starscream M
you gotta be kidding me...

Why not? His one shotted beings above these two by a fair amount before.

^ Gargan is controlling Thor's body😉

Lol.

And just to be thorough: Hercules ran through both Samson and She-Hulk with utter ease when he was mad in Civil War. They didn't even slow him down as I recall.

Herc is ****ing awesome though Thor not so awesome.

He is cooler than iceman, that's for sure.

(pun intended)