Thor vs She-hulk and Doc Samson in Pure Slugfest

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Starscream M Senior Member

Thor vs She-hulk and Doc Samson in Pure Slugfest

No weapons, no powers.

Who wins?

Bentley Seitei

Thor one-shots.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Did I miss something?

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by Bentley
Thor one-shots.
you gotta be kidding me...

Bentley Seitei

Well, to be fair I posted that before the edit. Now Thor two-shots. (Although it would be funny for him to knock them with one arm each at the same time)

JakeTheBank Return of the King

Thor.

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thor.
you really think he could beat 2 cl100ers? wow

Bentley Seitei
Originally posted by Starscream M
you really think he could beat 2 cl100ers? wow

She-hulk was one-shotted by WWH. Thor is just higher in the foodchain.

JakeTheBank Return of the King
Originally posted by Starscream M
you really think he could beat 2 cl100ers? wow

Well, I don't see why you're so surprised here, Scream.

You make threads which hobble Thor - or at least try to spite him. I come in here and explain that Thor actually wins in spite of your intent. You get upset and attack my argument, despite the fact I'm more than usually far from the only person who thinks he wins here. Etc, etc, etc.

It's a nice cycle we have going on. 🙂

And yeah, he beats two lower end 100 Class bricks while remaining in the higher tier.

Naija boy Senior Member

THor definitely. He is much stronger than both of them and more durable as well.

JakeTheBank Return of the King

He's also one-shotted Namor in the rain and classic Abomination, so yeah, even if he doesn't one shot Shulkie or Doc, he still beats them.

Bentley Seitei

She-hulk would only last against Thor in bed, Samson not even there. 😬

amnesia Restricted

Samson would need to grow his hair longer than the Nile to last.

guy222 With my gal

thor easily

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Current Jen and Samson?

Oh. My. God. Thor is phucked.

First, Shulkie uses the Champion punch. Then, Samson finishes him with several Loebforce blows 🙂

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member
Originally posted by Starscream M
you gotta be kidding me...

Why not? His one shotted beings above these two by a fair amount before.

amnesia Restricted

^ Gargan is controlling Thor's body😉

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member

Lol.

And just to be thorough: Hercules ran through both Samson and She-Hulk with utter ease when he was mad in Civil War. They didn't even slow him down as I recall.

iceman24567 Senior Member

Herc is ****ing awesome though Thor not so awesome.

amnesia Restricted

He is cooler than iceman, that's for sure.

(pun intended)