EVA and Jill Valentine vs Aya Brea and Samus Aran...with a twist

Started by Snafu the Great2 pages

EVA and Jill Valentine vs Aya Brea and Samus Aran...with a twist

Twist being that this is a 2-on-2 volleyball match.

Aside from which team has the hotter blondes, who would win?

If Jill is blonde in this match, team 2 wins.

Smaus soloes, shes a suiper athlete.

Is Jill under the control of that thing on her chest? If so, then she's the only one comparable to Samus' agility, assuming Samus is not using her Powersuit. The other two can just sit on the sidelines or let the sand-cams work their magic.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If Jill is blonde in this match, team 2 wins.

Yes, this is a blonde-on-blonde match.

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
Is Jill under the control of that thing on her chest? If so, then she's the only one comparable to Samus' agility, assuming Samus is not using her Powersuit. The other two can just sit on the sidelines or let the sand-cams work their magic.

No P-30 trip for Jill. No powersuit for Samus. No Mauser for EVA. No mitochondrial powers for Aya. Just four blondes in bikinis smacking a volleyball around with the referee from Samurai Shodown making sure that nothing goes out of hand.

Even withouth er power suit Samus is a super athlete, also, extremely hot. To quote a great man: "I'd get out my step ladder for Samus. 😮"

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Even withouth er power suit Samus is a super athlete, also, extremely hot. To quote a great man: "I'd get out my step ladder for Samus. 😮"

Lol, did Cyner say that? I bet he did, considering the "stepladder" part. Unless you're quoting yourself...

team 2 would definitely win. Samus is one hell of an athlete even without her suit. and she's easily the best looking girl out of the whole bunch.

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
Yes, this is a blonde-on-blonde match.

Then team 1 loses. I greatly dislike Blonde Jill. She is what makes Resident Evil look bad and RE shouldn't even be looking bad at all.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Then team 1 loses. I greatly dislike Blonde Jill. She is what makes Resident Evil look bad and RE shouldn't even be looking bad at all.

I thought it was Chris looking like the BSAA version of Arnold from Predator 1.

Team 2 wins.

Originally posted by The Scenario

Team 2 wins.

Bah! I cant see them!

Originally posted by The Scenario

FAIL!

Yeah, Samus solos.

Like all vollyball matches its not important who wins, only that we can watch them play.

BUT I shall be going with team 2 winning.

Odd. I can see them just fine.

The Eva I'm guessing is from Metal Gear Solid, correct? Please tell me it's MGS3 Eva.

SPITE! Samus is superhuman and also has height advantage. She solos all 3.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
SPITE! Samus is superhuman and also has height advantage. She solos all 3.

No spite. This is simply a friendly game of volleyball. No superpowers. No bullshit.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The Eva I'm guessing is from Metal Gear Solid, correct? Please tell me it's MGS3 Eva.

Yes, it's Snake Eater Eva.

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
No spite. This is simply a friendly game of volleyball. No superpowers.

Samus still has height advantage because she's 6'3 👆

And that training she had with the Chozo puts her at a level much higher than the the other three, super powers or not.