Blade Vs Twilight

Blade hears about some vampires nesting in Seattle, so he heads over there to take care of business in his Dodge Charger.

He happens to catch up with them during the baseball scene, where both Edward's family and the other group were about to face off over the emo girl.

Blade has his standard equipment, guns, sword, spikes, shotgun(?) etc that he normally carries on his person.

Blade has no concerns over the emo girl, if she gets in the line of fire, she's just another vampire's familiar that needed killing.

Can Blade take them all out, or will his blackness falter?

Wrong forum....dick.

Besides...We've been through this.

Uh........Victoria kills Blade. Very quickly. Very quietly. Very Violently.

Don't worry RJ....You'll be right one day.

Nah, I'm right now. Check it:

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Can Blade move that fast? Yeah, didn't think so. When the Volturi dude slammed Ed's head into the ground, he regenned instantly, got up and kicked dudes ass.

Ed moved so fast he was practically teleporting.

Speed, Twilight.

Ed stopped a moving van with his bare hand.

Strength, Twilight.

Ed regenned instantly from having his head slammed into the stone floor.

Regen, Twilight.

Thoughts?

Super-Frost > Twilight

Blade > Super-Frost

Originally posted by Robtard
Super-Frost > Twilight

Blade > Super-Frost

Super Frost was moving at Blades speed when he was actually fighting Blade, Had he moved as fast as he did when was zooming around, he woulda killed Blade.

Also, Blade beat Frost with that coagulant crap, it worked on the vamps from the Blade movie, not the Twilight vampires.

Try again.

YouTube video

There's like ten of them, dude. These are not cannon fodder vamps, these are vamps that are all stronger and faster than Blade. No way in hell he handles all of them.

Originally posted by Robtard
Super-Frost > Twilight

Blade > Super-Frost

Hell, I don't think that Blade has ever held the advantage in the fight with the main villain of any of the movies, except maybe Nomak, I admittedly forgot most of that scene. Dracula when he got serious kicked his ass too.

But anyway, Blade notices that these guys are not actually vampires, moar like really sparkly golems, so he does the only rational thing, ****s Bella and goes home.

Here we go:

http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Vampires

Most importantly:

The only way to kill a vampire for good is to rip apart the body and burn the pieces.

And yes, this is how James was killed in Twilight, onscreen.

Blade's weapons? The guns? The spikes? The coagulant? Ha, don't make me laugh, they'll have little if any effect on the Twilight vampires.

No way in hell Blade rips them all apart and burns them all. He isn't fast enough, nor is he strong enough. He just isn't good enough.

/thread.

Blade has all of his standard equipment against a pack of emo tweens?

Yeah. Preeeeety sure the Daywalker stomps.

Originally posted by Impediment
Blade has all of his standard equipment against a pack of emo tweens?

Yeah. Preeeeety sure the Daywalker stomps.

Yeah except no:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here we go:

http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Vampires

Most importantly:

The only way to kill a vampire for good is to rip apart the body and burn the pieces.

And yes, this is how James was killed in Twilight, onscreen.

Blade's weapons? The guns? The spikes? The coagulant? Ha, don't make me laugh, they'll have little if any effect on the Twilight vampires.

No way in hell Blade rips them all apart and burns them all. He isn't fast enough, nor is he strong enough. He just isn't good enough.

/thread.

Yes, Twilight is gay. Yes, Blade is cool as hell. Look past that.

The only way to kill a vampire for good is to rip apart the body and burn the pieces.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here we go:

http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Vampires

Most importantly:

The only way to kill a vampire for good is to rip apart the body and burn the pieces.

And yes, this is how James was killed in Twilight, onscreen.

Blade's weapons? The guns? The spikes? The coagulant? Ha, don't make me laugh, they'll have little if any effect on the Twilight vampires.

No way in hell Blade rips them all apart and burns them all. He isn't fast enough, nor is he strong enough. He just isn't good enough.

/thread.

That coagulant works on vampires; what are the emos in Twilight? Vampires.

Key words, son. "for good". They can be taken down and Blade has a lighter, he could start a bonfire after he's dispatched them all. Going from movie feats, the werewolf boys were able to kill them without burning, simply by doing lots of damage, Blade can do that. Decapitation, mack10 unloaded into the face, coagulent etc.

Blade was matching blows with Nomak, who was extremely fast.

RJ is actually right.

The Twifags being lame has no bearing on the fact that they are going to kick Blade's ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
That coagulant works on vampires; what are the emos in Twilight? Vampires.

Key words, son. "for good". They can be taken down and Blade has a lighter, he could start a bonfire after he's dispatched them all.

Blade was matching blows with Nomak, who was extremely fast.

Not all vampires are bound by the same rules, sunlight does not even harm the Twifags, yet it kills Blade vampires, and must other vampires (Not Bram Stoker's Dracula though, fun fact).

How will he do this? Better yet, how will Blade even harm them? Their bodies are friggin granite, dude.

Can you find the vid? Cannot recall.

Originally posted by Robtard
That coagulant works on vampires; what are the emos in Twilight? Vampires.

Key words, son. "for good". They can be taken down and Blade has a lighter, he could start a bonfire after he's dispatched them all.

Blade was matching blows with Nomak, who was extremely fast.

Afraid not, Babe. The vampires in Blade were shit, hell, Abigail was taking them down and she's a human. The coagulant worked on Blade vamps, it was never shown working on Twilight vamps. MVF golden rule.

So, we're back to this:

The only way to kill a vampire for good is to rip apart the body and burn the pieces.

The only way Blade can kill them is to rip them all apart, all ten of them, and burn them. Not gonna happen.

Originally posted by NemeBro
RJ is actually right.

The Twifags being lame has no bearing on the fact that they are going to kick Blade's ass.

How did the wereboys in short-shorts kill them then?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob has a tendency of siding with the person he wants to win.

Biggest LoL-Hypocrisy ever, son. You're Capt'n Zero-Objectivity in here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Biggest LoL-Hypocrisy ever, son.

Originally posted by Robtard
. You're Capt'n Zero-Objectivity in here.