Wesker vs Link WITH A TWIST

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FinalAnswer Flower

Who the **** said it was Zelda style milk?

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IT IS IMPLIED:

It is a bar that Link frequents, and serves bottled milk. How could it not be Zelda style milk?

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

The moment before Link can finish drinking his cup of milk, Wesker for some reason shouts "CHRIIIIIIIIIS" again and this surprise made Link cough out his milk thus making him disqualified for spewing out the drink.

FinalAnswer Flower

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
IT IS IMPLIED:

It is a bar that Link frequents, and serves bottled milk. How could it not be Zelda style milk?

Is there any bar in LoZ that has Dark Kahn as its bartender?

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Originally posted by Nemesis X
The moment before Link can finish drinking his cup of milk, Wesker for some reason shouts "CHRIIIIIIIIIS" again and this surprise made Link cough out his milk thus making him disqualified for spewing out the drink.

...Link kicks Wesker under the table, killing him and disqualifying them both, but leaving only Link, who wins by default.

^See how that works? Same thing.

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Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Is there any bar in LoZ that has Dark Kahn as its bartender?
You don't think Dark Khan is qualified to bartend in Hyrule? >|

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
...Link kicks Wesker under the table, killing him and disqualifying them both, but leaving only Link, who wins by default.

^See how that works? Same thing.

But Wesker has Kain's body. Vampires don't feel **** unless it's stabbing related or touched by a holy cross but I don't think that religion exists in the Zelda-verse and I think we all know Link won't go that far for he's nothing but a goody two-shoes. You saying he kicks and kills him is way out of character.

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You don't think Dark Khan is qualified to bartend in Hyrule? >|

Has Dark Kahn travelled to the LoZ verse as of late?

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He'd have to have, because I don't recall Link frequenting bars in the MK or DC universes.

FinalAnswer Flower

Nah

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Also, a bar that serves milk? Obviously LoZverse.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Indeed it has to be. I'm not aware of any bars that serve milk. Anything non-alcohol related served at a bar, it would have to be water.

FinalAnswer Flower

Or a bar for pussies 313

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Or a bar for pussies 313

YOU THREW WESKER IN A PUSSY BAR?! 😠

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Regardless, having Kain's body is actually not helpful here.

Kain still metabolises things, blood, mainly. The thing is, his physiology is no longer equipt to deal with things humans consume, such as milk. 131 Thus furthering Link's edge.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Or a bar for pussies 313

The Bar serves milk that grants infinite magic. Milk > any alcohol.

BloodRain Knight of Retribution

Advert for the IT crowd just came on. Guy was drinking milk in a bar. Coincidence, nay?

If the vampires body cant consume human food then it'd either just stay in the gut or be puked up or blah. If it can be held in then he doesn't have to stop drinking.

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Originally posted by BloodRain
Advert for the IT crowd just came on. Guy was drinking milk in a bar. Coincidence, nay?

If the vampires body cant consume human food then it'd either just stay in the gut or be puked up or blah. If it can be held in then he doesn't have to stop drinking.

This is where I bring up that because he does not metabolise it, it remains in his gut, which has limited space.

Edit: And yeah, synchronisity.

BloodRain Knight of Retribution

And Link's metabolism acts that fast? O.o

Still, slime drinker to win~

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Yeah, monster slime FTW.