Batman vs Omega Red

Started by Bentley2 pages

Batman vs Omega Red

Batman gets one hour prep.

Fight happens in Siberia.

1 hour prep isnt enough he can't prep for class 80 strength, death spores, Life drain, healing factor and carbonadium armor. As well as superspeed and a high degree of CQC skill.

Batman is too squishy.

Batman batkicks the death spores and strangles OR with his own tentacles (Bat-meditation let him resist the life drain).

Wake up call! Batsy dies!

Batman uses the batplane to batdrop a batbomb on Omega Red! Yay for batprep!

Batman bust out the mother box!

dur

Batman would die in a straight-up confrontation. 1 hour prep should suffice.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Batman would die in a straight-up confrontation. 1 hour prep should suffice.

to do what? pray?

Anti-Omega Red Batarang

duh i knew i forgot something..did you know you can put hidden messeges in your post like this? Superman Sucks arse, and Cyclops is way cooler than Batman.

Freeze gun could work...

Originally posted by Juk3n
duh i knew i forgot something..did you know you can put hidden messeges in your post like this? Superman Sucks arse, and Cyclops is way cooler than Batman.
😉

Apparently batman has GL rings...he wins.

it wouldnt help bats in the DCU since DS has shown he can bypass it.. OR would stab right through it and hit bats in a vital area ftw.. 😇

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
it wouldnt help bats in the DCU universe since DS has shown he can bypass it.. logan would stab right through it and hit bats in a vital area ftw.. 😇
lol what the hell does DS bypassing it have anything to do with Omega Red?

Batz. he could probably cure cancer and solve our energy crisis in one hour.

plenty of time for Batman to come up with a plan to beat Arkady so Batman 7/10 ftw

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
plenty of time for Batman to come up with a plan to beat Arkady so Batman 7/10 ftw

so basically "Batman finds a way" 🙄

arn't you bored of that response by now? Imean, if its so cut and dry "plenty of time" why even give Omega Red the three wins? i mean seriously why? For the 3 times Batman 'doesn't' come up with the answer? well..if he can fail those 3 times why cant he fail 4?..or 5?..

Batman does nothing with that prep cuz he likes the thought of carbonadium tentacle rape. 😛

This is why i hate "prep" without specified information. What does prep entail and what is off limits? Does batman use this prep to scout Red's abilities? Batman easily wins this under the vague principle of him getting "prep".