Kratos v.s. Bayonetta

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Kratos v.s. Bayonetta

Kratos and Bayonetta have a mild score to settle. That is, to say, he finds her voice and demeanor annoying, and sets out to slay her.

He is given all of his GoW3 powers feats and equipment, and Bayonetta is waiting in the temple of the fates. She may not summon shit, as this is a one on one fight.

FinalAnswer Flower

He cuts her head off, making her much moar attractive, then makes love to her headless body.

He then rides off into the sunset on a giant penis named Greg Tibbits

NemeBro Senior Member

Kratos is much stronger, much moar durable, a better fighter, and with litnin reactions will cause immense hurtage on Bayonetta.

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I thought we already sank this issue of lightning reactions with the GoW2 boss fight screenshots. 😬

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I thought we already sank this issue of lightning reactions with the GoW2 boss fight screenshots. 😬
Nope.

NemeBro Senior Member

YouTube video

Go about 58 seconds in, Kratos clearly is capable of blocking lightning.

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Zeus does seem to have upped his game considerably in the transition to goW3. >______>; Will need time to consider and investigate.

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😆 bayonneta curbstomps kratos

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by dev10n
😆 bayonneta curbstomps kratos

y

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Originally posted by dev10n
😆 bayonneta curbstomps kratos
Uhm, lawl? Kratos can probably take what she can dish out. 😬 Conversely, if he hits her, she's gonna be a smear. Originally I had this balanced in my mind that her speed would keep that from happening, but uh.. This lightning thing looks kinda bad for her. Still undecided, but there doesn't appear to be telegraphing like in GoW2, and there's still a flash on his block when Zeus fires the second and third bolts, and he even goes from block to absorbing after Zeus throws it. It's gameplay, but Nemebro has a case... 😬

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by dev10n
😆 bayonneta curbstomps kratos
And I am sure you have lost of valid reasons why. =D

dev10n Restricted

Now way Kratos keeps up with her

YouTube video

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Oh, look, a video full of gameplay comboes..None of which as fast as lightning, which Kratos may have /caught/ out of the air in the video Nemebro posted, which is also gameplay, and therefore, just as, if not more (it's an important fight in the game, not against some mook), valid than yours.

FinalAnswer Flower

Lightning >

NemeBro Senior Member

Flashy combos.

Seen them.

Kratos reacts to and deflects lightning.

dev10n Restricted

Originally posted by NemeBro
Flashy combos.

Seen them.

Kratos reacts to and deflects lightning.

ooh kratos deflects lighting not a big deal actually those are more of sparks if he blocks and reflects this ill be impressed

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by dev10n
ooh kratos deflects lighting not a big deal actually those are more of sparks if he blocks and reflects this ill be impressed

He does block lightning. in that exact form.

FinalAnswer Flower

Originally posted by dev10n
ooh kratos deflects lighting not a big deal actually those are more of sparks if he blocks and reflects this ill be impressed

You aren't inbred, are you?

dev10n Restricted

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
You aren't inbred, are you?
👇 silly fanboys

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Lightning moves extroardinarily fast, faster than anythign Bayonetta has.

Lol@calling us fanboys, when you claim Bayonetta can blitz someone who deflects lightning.