Jesus hit by lightning

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Jesus hit by lightning

OMG this is so funny.

Why would God let this Jesus be hit by lightning?

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/06/15/2018690/lightning-strikes-jesus-statue.html

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Mindset Senior Member

Because it's idolatry.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

It worked for Zeus' statue...

dadudemon Senior Member

That's what happens when you ask him to create a rock so massive that He can't lift it.

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Robtard Senor Member

Re: Jesus hit by lightning

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
OMG this is so funny.

Why would God let this Jesus be hit by lightning?

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/06/15/2018690/lightning-strikes-jesus-statue.html

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It's so 'Jesus' shining light could shine down upon all, or at least those passerby's.

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Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what happens when you ask him to create a rock so massive that He can't lift it.

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Wild Shadow Restricted

he said not to worship him.

Impediment Endless

Jesus is flaming. fireman

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

It was a really ugly state of Jesus, maybe that was why it was hit by lightning.

WickedDynamite THE LOOSE CANNON

"Uh-Oh! Now you've done it!"

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
"Uh-Oh! Now you've done it!"

It looks like it was made of butter. 馃槀

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It was a really ugly state of Jesus, maybe that was why it was hit by lightning.
Statue.

Yeah it was pretty crappy.

WickedDynamite THE LOOSE CANNON

It would be quite a scene if the skies open and we hear a thundering voice from above saying:

"Don't Go There!"

*snap-snap*

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Statue.

Yeah it was pretty crappy.

Statue... and what's with his legs? Was he standing in a hole?

jaden101 Restricted

Something similar happened near me a couple of weeks ago...A lightning storm only damaged one building...a church...It seriously damaged the church spire...The irony being that the insurance company aren't paying out for it because it was an "act of God".

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by jaden101
Something similar happened near me a couple of weeks ago...A lightning storm only damaged one building...a church...It seriously damaged the church spire...The irony being that the insurance company aren't paying out for it because it was an "act of God".

That's also ironic.

Also, the 'Acts of God' clause in insurance policies is really stupid. What is the point of insurance if it doesn't cover you when you need it? AHA!

Liberator Mums Gardener

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what happens when you ask him to create a rock so massive that He can't lift it.

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LOL