x-men vs the cullens

Professor X gets wind of a series of strange murders in the town of Forks. Unbeknownst to him the murders are actually the work of James but he does not know this, so he decides to send the x-men down to investigate consisting of Wolverine, Scott , Jean( pre-pheonix) , storm, collossus, nightcrawler, and iceman. When they arrive jean directs them to a gym where they hear noises, they break in and see the Cullen family, Edward, Carlise, Esme, Alice, Jasper Rosalie and Emmet burning James shredded body and Bella over in the corner bleeding. the cullens now finished with James look at the intruders and believe they are with James, the x-men believe that the Cullens are responsible for the murders and are about to kill Bella. The x-men attack and the Cullens respond on kind.

Both teams are unrestrained and willling to do whatever it takes to win. who wins this battle?

Scott, Jean, Storm and Iceman go down quickly.

Nightcrawler? The Cullens will never touch him, and vice versa.

Colossus? A question of which is harder. His outer shell or the Cullens skin.

Wolverine: The Cullens cannot hurt him, surely his blades will cut through them, but they are so damn fast.....

On a side note, they should have Pyro with them.

Storm and Jean can both fly/levitate, so i don't see them both dying quickly (as RJ says they will). I need to ask... is this Jean with or without the Phoenix force?

Storm could quite possibly solo this with lighting.

Jean could quite possibly solo this via mindraping. With exception to Alice, all the Cullen's are susceptible to being mindraped. Jean being effective is dependant on her levetating higher than the Cullen's can jump or maneuvering out of the way when they do try to jump.

Wolverine will just be there, they can't hurt him and he can't hurt them, unless they tired out before he does... it'll be a stalemate otherwise.

Colossus could most certainly rip them apart, but he's much too slow and they aren't strong enough to get past his metal skin... it's a stalemate as well.

I'd give the advantage to the XMen, but only if Storm and Jean take to the skies.

Unless the vampires can move about constantly at those 'blurring' speeds, Nightcrawler is picking them off one by one. Considering they'll be fighting the other X-Men, this is likely happening sooner than later.

how is Kurt gonna hurt them? I suppose he could teleport them high in the air and drop them... that won't kill them, but it could slow them down enough for Wolverine and Colossus to do some damage.

Exactly, if being slammed by Collosus-vampire was able to crack Edward's skin, a two mile free-fall down should hurt them enough for one or more of the tougher X-Men to do the finishing.

Btw this is Jean pre pheonix so no pheonix abilities but the
feats she did in x2 are still hers counting when she did not go
fire eyes

Sorry about the typing

yep. X-men should win this.

another Twilight thread facepalm

btw.. The Cullens lose

Originally posted by marwash22
how is Kurt gonna hurt them? I suppose he could teleport them high in the air and drop them... that won't kill them, but it could slow them down enough for Wolverine and Colossus to do some damage.

Grab ahold one of their heads and teleport 🙂

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Grab ahold one of their heads and teleport 🙂

Some mutant did that (think it was Blink), not sure if Nightcrawler ever showed the ability to just teleport parts of another person.

Either way, he's only teleported people; not body parts in the films.

the dropping them from a mile or so should be enough.

bewbz.

Originally posted by marwash22
Wolverine will just be there, they can't hurt him and he can't hurt them, unless they tired out before he does... it'll be a stalemate otherwise.

Have to disagree to that, he can hurt them, I'm sure Wolverine can cut through granite-like skin.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Robtard
Some mutant did that (think it was Blink), not sure if Nightcrawler ever showed the ability to just teleport parts of another person.

Either way, he's only teleported people; not body parts in the films.

He has in comics, I think AoA, but it's not in Nightcrawler's character to do so and he hasn't shown that ability in the movies as well.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Have to disagree to that, he can hurt them, I'm sure Wolverine can cut through granite-like skin.

But he can't hurt them 'cause they are too fast; the only way he can hurt them is if they get tired before he does.

the fatigue thing is kinda moot though, 'cause they'll get dropped from a mile high by Kurt and that will give Wolverine the opportunity to start cutting.

Originally posted by marwash22
Sure he can.

But he can't hurt them 'cause they are too fast; the only way he can hurt them is if they get tired before he does.

Or an educated guess attack like Storm got against Callisto in X3.

Originally posted by marwash22
Sure he can.

But he can't hurt them 'cause they are too fast; the only way he can hurt them is if they get tired before he does.

See, somehow the Predator, Predalien and Xenomorphs are fast enough to hit a Cullen, but Wolverine isn't?

You need to stick to something, at least once.