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Albert Wesker vs. Johnny Cage WITH A TWIST
After Wesker's fight with Chris and Johnny's last random Mortal Kombat match, they both lost their awesome sunglasses in the middle of their fights and now they have to go back to the store to get another pair. Now there's a problem, the store has only two left. One is black but the other is pink. Neither person wants to wear such an unmanly color! Both argue but the cashier tells them what to do so one of them can get it.
"Got something that might interest ya" he says. He opens a drawer behind his counter and takes out two pairs of...dance shoes? He then snickers. The two customers are about ready to pull out a pistol and rob him instead when suddenly, Akuma appears out of nowhere as a bodyguard. To not enrage the guy, they gave a fake smile and put on the shoes so they don't get hurt. It would seem that getting those sunglasses is important to them (fan service no doubt).
The cashier picks up a radio and puts it on the counter. He turns it on and outcomes the song "Better Off Alone" on full volume. You know that Johnny and Albert want to kill him really badly but goddang it, they need those glasses! The time limit will be two minutes and thirty seconds.
Who will come out as the better dancer and win the black sunglasses and who will come out as the loser and get the girly pink sunglasses?
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Re: Albert Wesker vs. Johnny Cage WITH A TWIST
Originally posted by Nemesis X
After Wesker's fight with Chris and Johnny's last random Mortal Kombat match, they both lost their awesome sunglasses in the middle of their fights and now they have to go back to the store to get another pair. Now there's a problem, the store has only two left. One is black but the other is pink. Neither person wants to wear such an unmanly color! Both argue but the cashier tells them what to do so one of them can get it."Got something that might interest ya" he says. He opens a drawer behind his counter and takes out two pairs of...dance shoes? He then snickers. The two customers are about ready to pull out a pistol and rob him instead when suddenly, Akuma appears out of nowhere as a bodyguard. To not enrage the guy, they gave a fake smile and put on the shoes so they don't get hurt. It would seem that getting those sunglasses is important to them (fan service no doubt).
The cashier picks up a radio and puts it on the counter. He turns it on and outcomes the song "Better Off Alone" on full volume. You know that Johnny and Albert want to kill him really badly but goddang it, they need those glasses! The time limit will be two minutes and thirty seconds.
Who will come out as the better dancer and win the black sunglasses and who will come out as the loser and get the girly pink sunglasses?
The fact you put it to that song, of all songs, makes you a winRAR indeed.
And Wesker wins for being Rick Astley.