Samus vs. Ada WITH A TWIST

Dark Khan's RAGE has merged the Metroid and RE universes together, turning Ada in an X-Parasite host that multiplies itself. The X have fused her DNA with that of a slime creature, turning her into a Zombie as seen in Metroid Fusion.

Dark Khan has kidnapped Samus and is using the Zombies against her. He allows Samus to keep every upgrade and condition she has had before. Can Samus get out alive?

Does Dark Khan declare this canon?

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Does Dark Khan declare this canon?

Yes.

Epic spite, Scenario. Nicely done.

gay_rage approved.

No vid? The first thread is better & funnier by default then.

Scenario... I don't even want to argue this, make better Samus vs threads. Samus uses Omega Cannon, everything dies. The end.

Originally posted by The Scenario

Originally posted by Cyner
Scenario... I don't even want to argue this, make better Samus vs threads. Samus uses Omega Cannon, everything dies. The end.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
That's a gif. Nemesis's thread was lolzier because of the vid.

I dunno, I'm liking the mental image of the Ada Slimegirl more.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
That's a gif. Nemesis's thread was lolzier because of the vid.

Omega Cannon's too slow. Prefer Hyper Beam (Super Metroid) or Phazon Beam.

Slow in gameplay =/= slow in canon

it also has a shockwave that expands and annihilates everything but the one who fired it.

Originally posted by The Scenario
I dunno, I'm liking the mental image of the Ada Slimegirl more.

Originally posted by Cyner
Slow in gameplay =/= slow in canon

it also has a shockwave that expands and annihilates everything but the one who fired it.

Uh, wrong. Didn't you know the Omega Cannon can harm the one whose using it too? Hence why it was considered an abomination by the Alimbic elders who made it.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Good luck putting that mental image in the form of a well-made vid that many would favorite. 131

You never know...

We haven't seen the Omega Canon used in a cutscene or anything, so the gameplay's the only thing to go by, and in the game, it is slow.

Not really that slow.

Uh, wrong. Didn't you know the Omega Cannon can harm the one whose using it too? Hence why it was considered an abomination by the Alimbic elders who made it.

In Multiplayer, at least. In the Singleplayer the only way for Samus to damage herself is to fire it straight down.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Not really that slow.

Originally posted by The Scenario
In Multiplayer, at least. In the Singleplayer the only way for Samus to damage herself is to fire it straight down.

It probably harms some other person who uses it, but this is Samus we're talking about. Beast mode son.

Epic spite! Samus just shoots and..... NO! 😠

The X-Parasite dies in contact with Ada's dress. Ada tears up all of Samus's armor with the Chicago typewriter and then beats a now nude Samus to death with her shoe.

That's not very lulzy. In fact, nothing in this thread is very lulzy.

This is a bad thread.

Originally posted by The Scenario
That's not very lulzy. In fact, nothing in this thread is very lulzy.

This is a bad thread.

I agree we should end it unless you have a vid of Samus shooting lots of Adas.

This thread is dumb.

Why can't Samus and Ada just make out, instead of having a spite battle?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
This thread is dumb.

Why can't Samus and Ada just make out, instead of having a spite battle?

Because Samus is a jaded soul who shoots all of her best friends in the face and only cares for about 1 second.

Originally posted by Cyner
Because Samus is a jaded soul who shoots all of her best friends in the face and only cares for about 1 second.

Ada's hawt enough to change that.