Sly Cooper runs a gauntlet WITH A TWIST

Started by MooCowofJustice2 pages

Sly Cooper runs a gauntlet WITH A TWIST

Sly has to steal something from each of these characters with the buffs provided.

Buffs:
- All his powers and gadgets from every game
- An extendo cane. Made with 100% JUSTICE!tanium, this can extend up to 100 feet. It is flexible, light, and cannot break.
- Captain America level combat skill with and without his cane. I'll even make it into a ricocheting boomerang for him.
- JUSTICE! powered tiny hairs on his hands and feet to ensure he can climb any surface, even completely upside down.
- Spider-Man level reflexes and a Thief sense on Spider Sense's level.

Gauntlet characters:
- Cloud's Materia from wherever the hell he had it from the movie. Cloud is aware of a thief.

- Piece of Eden from the Assassin's Castle in Altair's time period. Through the power of JUSTICE!, both Ezio and Altair walk the castle. The Assassins are aware of a thief among them.

- Mario's hat from Bowser's castle. Mario is also roaming the castle, and will assume Sly is one of Bowser's minions. The hat is in the throne room, and Bowser is wearing it for lulz.

- The Ray Sphere from Kessler who I'm going to put in the prison where Alden Tate was kept. He stocks it with all his guards and they are all aware of a thief.

- Pandora's Box from the temple atop Cronos' back. Kratos is in the temple, searching for a thief. The monsters inside are not on his side, though both are aware of a thief and seek to stop him.

Round 1 is simply reaching the item and taking possession. If this is too easy, Round 2 means the item is shrunk and put on his back like in his games and he must escape the place where it is being held without being defeated. And taking the items will automatically alert the bosses, though he can lose them by staying out of sight.

Cloud takes his materia, puts it in a room with no windows and one door, and sits on his crate and masturbates while facing the door.

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Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Cloud takes his materia, puts it in a room with no windows and one door, and sits on his crate and masturbates while facing the door.

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Sly opens door, extends justicanium cane to hit him in the nuts, and takes crate.

Is Bentley helping him in anyway?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sly opens door, extends justicanium cane to hit him in the nuts, and takes crate.

Cloud doesn't have nuts, wtf are u talking about? 😆 Cloud knocks his ass away with Lightning 3, shuts the door, and continues masturbating 😛

Ah, that's a good point.

They can't move the items from wherever it was they kept it in the game. In Kessler's case, it'll be at the top of the prison.

He stops at Kessler, who will blitz his ass to oblivion.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sly opens door, extends justicanium cane to hit him in the nuts, and takes crate.

Cloud blocks with his 500 mile long sword, cuts the planet in half while killing Sly, then continues masturbating.

What the hell? xD

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If Bentley was helping, he could probably clear it.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
If Bentley was helping, he could probably clear it.
He isn't getting past Kessler by no means.

Originally posted by Phanteros
He isn't getting past Kessler by no means.

Depends. Bentley gets really creative when he tells Sly what to do and such. Would probably come up with some form of a good idea. Even then, Sly has the ability to go invisible and if I remember correctly, even stop time. But meh, Kessler is as good a place as any to stop at.

Yeah, Sly has a time stop.

He also has decoys, hat bombs, rocket boots, and some other stuff.

I also gave him Spider-Man's reflexes and his own version of a Spider Sense. Are we sure this isn't enough?

Smoke Bomb causes his enemies to lose sight of him 313

Seriously, you can stand in front of them after the smoke clears, and they won't be able to see you for one or two seconds. 😐

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Yeah, Sly has a time stop.

He also has decoys, hat bombs, rocket boots, and some other stuff.

I also gave him Spider-Man's reflexes and his own version of a Spider Sense. Are we sure this isn't enough?

Kessler can go back in time and punch Sly's mom in the gut.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Kessler can go back in time and punch Sly's mom in the gut.

Lol, I guess that's possible.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Kessler can go back in time and punch Sly's mom in the gut.

Every time something like this comes up I have to ask: How the hell does he find her?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Every time something like this comes up I have to ask: How the hell does he find her?
He found Cole before he was born.

That's because

Spoiler:
He is Cole
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