Riddick vs Species

i didnt think i had to. i still hate you. 😐

No you dont.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a feature film, and the OP never specified.

That portrays a completely different character in way over-stylized fashion, even the regular humans were super.

You'd go bottom and ass-2-mouth for Riddick. /fact

Same as you would do for McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same as you would do for McClane.

Apples to toasters.

Originally posted by Robtard
Apples to toasters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, same thing. Thing is, Riddick would pwn McClane all day every day.

Nah, dude. My McClane thing is jest, you actually do have a man-crush on Riddick, see.

Riddick with his weapon of choice vs McClane and his weapon of choice? McClane wins, via bullet to the head.

H2H, sure, Riddick.

K.

Glad we're in agreement.

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So we're not in agreement? If so, which parts?

You're saying I would literally let Riddick cornhole me. I'd rather die. I'd rather eat your corn laden shit. I'd rather let DDM piss in my mouth.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're saying I would literally let Riddick cornhole me. I'd rather die. I'd rather eat your corn laden shit. I'd rather let DDM piss in my mouth.

Ok, that part was mostly a joke. Relax, guy.

Glad we agree on everything else.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ok, that part was mostly a joke. Relax, guy.

Glad we agree on everything else.

I agree that Riddick rapes Sil. I'm perfectly calm, dude.

Take it easy with the pics with excessive swear words, RJ. It's bad ju-ju.

Oh shit haermm my bad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're saying I would literally let Riddick cornhole me. I'd rather die. I'd rather eat your corn laden shit. I'd rather let DDM piss in my mouth.

Though I don't buy that "I'd rather die" bit, that's just you man-puffing.

If Riddick was in front of you and said "Johnny-boy, it's either your blood on my knife or your shit on my (rid)dick.", you'd bend and spread.

Actually I'd fight him. I would lose, but I would fight him, same as you prolly would.

why you lyin?

Dude, Riddick would kill you with an air fart. Stop it.