James Bond vs Predator

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James Bond vs Predator

🙂 James Bond[The new bond} is sent to the jungle to save the world from nuclear Destruction,why he is trying to find the Villians secret hideout...Theres something else lurking in the trees....

😮‍💨 Lets get ready to rumble

Predator has the nice, new, shiny skull of a Brit.

007 is no match.

If by the new James Bond, you mean Daniel Craig....then he dies, horribly.

He could fight, but if you look at his fight scenes, he was uncoordinated, and that would be the only thing that saved him in a fight with a Predator...who obviously has the much higher strength and durability.....plus wrist blades, plasma caster, and like.....5-7 other highly dangerous weapons that go through humans like a plasma knife through butter.

facepalm

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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I know right?

Actually there is an easy way for Bond to win this.

Best exlained if you watch at 0:43 of the following:

YouTube video

haermm

Originally posted by KingD19
I know right?

yep..

Originally posted by Placidity
Actually there is an easy way for Bond to win this.

Best exlained if you watch at 0:43 of the following:

YouTube video

this is so damn funny

James Bond would end up having sexing with the predator which would then die from aids, this Bond wins

Bond is 3-4 times the bad-ass that Dutch is, so if Dutch can do it, Bond does it 3-4 times as easily. Simple math, really.

Originally posted by KingD19
He could fight, but if you look at his fight scenes, he was uncoordinated,
I wouldn't say that. He's not Bourne, but still......

Originally posted by Robtard
Bond is 3-4 times the bad-ass that Dutch is, so if Dutch can do it, Bond does it 3-4 times as easily. Simple math, really.

Well,thats what I'm getting out,Arnie could do it,so why not Bond?

If James Bond knows what he is fighting then i say he wins. All Bond needs is some kind of device that allows him to spot the predator and a sniper rifle.

Bond has no knowledge of the Predator.

And if he is alone.....he dies before he has time to understand what he is hunted by.

If he was in a similar team like Dutch had .......yeah he could pull it off.

But here no.

Hrrrrm, 'Spidey vs. Fox' gets closed due to "spite", but this remains open... how conspicuous. I guess if a thread is retarded enough, the mods wont touch it. I'm gonna go open up a 'Godzilla vs. Punisher' thread. glare

I had Spidey VS Fox won but they closed it due to Fox killing innocent bystanders?

total spite.. all Pred has to do is either fire plasma cannon from the trees or go in camou mode and wrist blades ftw

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
total spite.. all Pred has to do is either fire plasma cannon from the trees or go in camou mode and wrist blades ftw

Yeah .....Bond won't know what hit him.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Bond has no knowledge of the Predator.

Well, that's hardly fair.

I still say, Bond wins. If Ahnold can take a direct Plasma bolt to the chest and simply brush it off, i'm sure, Bond can as well. Bond makes a phone call and calls an airstrike...,bye bye Predator.

We all really need to remember that for being an intergalactic Hunter, the Prdators have NEVER really proven to be all that impressive. The only impressive feats of the Predators are their technology and not their abilities, strategies or tactics. In movies and comics, the Predators are nothing more than Canon fodder that die at the end of every issue and film. I shouldn't have to remind everyone that a middle aged man with seemingly no advanced weapons or survival training took down a predator. Bond on the other hand saves the world on a daily basis, most times with nothing more than a car and a silenced pistol 😮‍💨

i know there are a lot of those movies, so i may have missed one; which Bond film was it that he got stalked by an alien that can shoot plasma rockets, go into stealth mode and has super strength? Bond has a slight chance... of not getting killed in 2 seconds.