What's the worst lie you've told?

Started by SnakeEyes3 pages

What's the worst lie you've told?

Well, what's the worst lie you've told and what were the circumstances/outcome of doing so?

I've never lied.

Liar.

I do not eat green eggs and ham.

****in off topic...

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
****in off topic...
...forum.

wow, you are hot, the most beautiful woman i ever seen.... (i got laid)

I went to a gas station to buy some munchies. And i owed the clerk 11 cent. And i told him i didnt have.it. and i had another dollar in my pocket. So yeah. He.let me go.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
wow, you are hot, the most beautiful woman i ever seen.... (i got laid)

Sure...sure you did

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
****in off topic...

You've been here how long and you're not used to it?

Originally posted by Peach
You've been here how long and you're not used to it?

lol

It's always funny watching the Peach pwnage from the outside.

To be on topic in the OTF, I have lied about being places that I wasn't, so my parents would let me go. Funny thing is, I didn't do anything naughty or bad: I just wanted to go to a track meet and my parents didn't want me to.

Now, I have to go back to work on my State of the Union speech. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you

Hmmm...
I tend to be a pretty honest person...
But, I guess it'd have to be, years ago, I lied about my boyfriend spending the night... all the time. That resulted in getting in the biggest fight I've ever had with my folks. Where my mom called me a wigger who likes to f*ck nig*ers 😐

Originally posted by steverules_2
Sure...sure you did
it was a massive lie, i was still in the marines and if you seen our women you know how big of a lie it really was and how much i had fallen from the man i once was that i was reduce to WM's and my standards were almost nonexistent.

believe you me, having sex and waking up the next day with my shame is possibly one of the worst things that ever happen to me due to a lie

Sheesh, sounds like quite a woman....did she have a beard...was she a bald....she have a penis? Did you put you peepee in the wrong hole?

she was about 5'1 or 5'3 probably weight about 130 which is alot for a woman that size at least enough to be noticeably chubby.. she had a weird lisp from whatever backwater hick town she was from.. by the way i am from nevada and we have our share of hicks redneck and dumb@$$es so that should tell you something right there..

she had short hair anne hesh style... she was a PFC who had already bn used by another marine and had only bn in the fleet for 2 weeks..

she had a slight gimped due to her boot camp mos training and being a female bone structure hip placement is the main problem...a lot of WM's are injured sometimes permanently when they hit the fleet.

dont look at me!! cryi'm crying facepalmlook away!

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
she was about 5'1 or 5'3 probably weight about 130 which is alot for a woman that size at least enough to be noticeably chubby.. she had a weird lisp from whatever backwater hick town she was from.. by the way i am from nevada and we have our share of hicks redneck and dumb@$$es so that should tell you something right there..

she had short hair anne hesh style... she was a PFC who had already bn used by another marine and had only bn in the fleet for 2 weeks..

she had a slight gimped due to her boot camp mos training and being a female bone structure hip placement is the main problem...a lot of WM's are injured sometimes permanently when they hit the fleet.

dont look at me!! cryi'm crying facepalmlook away!

I'd like to meet her. ✅

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
she was about 5'1 or 5'3 probably weight about 130 which is alot for a woman that size at least enough to be noticeably chubby.. she had a weird lisp from whatever backwater hick town she was from.. by the way i am from nevada and we have our share of hicks redneck and dumb@$$es so that should tell you something right there..

she had short hair anne hesh style... she was a PFC who had already bn used by another marine and had only bn in the fleet for 2 weeks..

she had a slight gimped due to her boot camp mos training and being a female bone structure hip placement is the main problem...a lot of WM's are injured sometimes permanently when they hit the fleet.

dont look at me!! cryi'm crying facepalmlook away!

Well....I believe you now

imagine this dude being a girl and being 20 lbs lighter with boobs and you get the idea.

with a weird lisp sounding liike might be deaf or have a hearing aid.

That's... kinda creepy and a bit sexist, dude.