shovel man vs bird lady

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chomperx9 Restricted

shovel man vs bird lady

south bend shovel slam from Home alone 1

vs

the Bird lady from Home alone 2

shovel slam gets his shovel. well duh

and bird lady gets her bird food

marwash22 HELL YEAH.

Bird Lady doesn't have speed to dodge the shovel attacks, nor does she have any damage resistance or a HF. Her only hope is that her Birds go all Hitchcock on his ass... other than that, Shovel Man stomps.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

he rapes her in the butt with his shovel turned sideways.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

shovel man goes pyscho 2 on the bird lady, 'nuff said..

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chomperx9 Restricted

if bird lady makes the 1st move she can dump all her bird seeds on him and have the birds bite the crap out of him.

chomperx9 Restricted

Originally posted by marwash22
Bird Lady doesn't have speed to dodge the shovel attacks, nor does she have any damage resistance or a HF. Her only hope is that her Birds go all Hitchcock on his ass... other than that, Shovel Man stomps.
damage resistance or HF ? these are the characters from home alone not X-men

Rogue Jedi Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
he rapes her in the butt with his shovel turned sideways.
Placidity Chief Executive Officer
Originally posted by chomperx9
damage resistance or HF ? these are the characters from home alone not X-men

Quite obviously an attempt on humor, which worked on me, but not you. 🙂

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Shovelman forces the shovel down severing Birdlady's head.

Kaibs Oh Miley.

But the Bird Lady has her precious Turtle Dove!

the ninjak FRINGE Division
Originally posted by Kaibs
But the Bird Lady has her precious Turtle Dove!

He's already chewing on it as he chops her head off.

Kaibs Oh Miley.

Haha probably, but poor Kevin gave her that Turtle Dove 🙁

Mayhaps she can seduce the mighty Shovel Man

steverules_2 Senior Member

Shovel man with his optic beams and ta claws dur

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Originally posted by Kaibs
Haha probably, but poor Kevin gave her that Turtle Dove 🙁

Mayhaps she can seduce the mighty Shovel Man

Nah that'll be like throwing a sausage down a tunnel.
Plus he wants Kevin.

Kaibs Oh Miley.
Originally posted by the ninjak
Nah that'll be like throwing a sausage down a tunnel.
Plus he wants Kevin.

No man, he doesn't want Kevin. He wants Buzz.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Originally posted by Kaibs
No man, he doesn't want Kevin. He wants Buzz.

well he is a handsome bastard.

Kaibs Oh Miley.
Originally posted by the ninjak
well he is a handsome bastard.

LOL if that's not full of win I don't know what is.