Twilight vs Sith

Edward, Jacob (and his fellow shapeshifters), New Bloods and the Volturi learn of an immiment attack. They join forces to stop the Sith. To make it interesting, both sides do not know the abilities of the other.

Since the Sith are at a numerical disadvantage, 30 Mandalorians accompany them. Mandalorians are not allowed to carry blasters or jet packs. Only vibroswords.

Order of battle for the Sith:
Sidious
Revan
Malak
RoTS Vader
*Starkiller (not Galen Marek)
Caedus
Maul
*Exar Kun (with amulets)
Bane

Use both books, game play and screen to discuss who wins. CITE EVIDENCE!!!!

This is gonna be closed.

Spite.

If this is DE Sidious, he solos via a Force storm, which could tear the surfaces off worlds and destroy fleet of star destroyers that could withstand trillions of gigawatts of energy. Oh, and he could move faster than the eye could see.

Starkiller redirected a falling star destroyer. He raises his hands and the Twilight vampires go flying.

Mhm.

facepalm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be closed.

i like Caedus, Marek and Kun though

Originally posted by Darth Truculent

Revan

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Spite.

If this is DE Sidious, he solos via a Force storm, which could tear the surfaces off worlds and destroy fleet of star destroyers that could withstand trillions of gigawatts of energy. Oh, and he could move faster than the eye could see.

Starkiller redirected a falling star destroyer. He raises his hands and the Twilight vampires go flying.

What's the ability in destroying worlds compared to true love? Exactly, the Sith don't have a ****ing chance.

Ed takes his shirt off and blinds them all with his sparkly awesomeness.

/thread

Originally posted by marwash22
Ed takes his shirt off and blinds them all with his sparkly awesomeness.

/thread

Originally posted by Robtard
What's the ability in destroying worlds compared to true love? Exactly, the Sith don't have a ****ing chance.

Great we have another RJ, making threads out of spite when the OP believes in his own mind that Twilight has no chance.

Not to mention OP is using non-movie non-canon sources.

Please close the thread.

Originally posted by Placidity
Great we have another RJ, making threads out of spite when the OP believes in his own mind that Twilight has no chance.

Not to mention OP is using non-movie non-canon sources.

Please close the thread.

This is strange me and my brother inlaw were both talking about the Sith taking the Twlight and we both argee that the Sith would win!

Mattie musta missed this.

Closed for obvious spite.