Songs that POTC characters should sing

Have you ever been listing to a song and all of a sudden you like "OMG Mr. Gibbs so sing this song" well now is your chance to post any song you feel any POTC character(s) should sing. I can so see Jack and James singing this song

"Loser"-Beck

Jack:In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

James:Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Jack: Someone came sayin I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
James: Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
(Both)Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
yo

(Both)Cut it!

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Jack:Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
Coz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger club
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin from a pigeon wing

James:You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
Who's chokin’ on the splinters

(both)Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby (I'm a loser baby)
So why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me
drive-by body-pierce!

Yo bring it on down!

Jack: I’m a driver, I’m a winner
things are gonna change I can feel it

(both) Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby (I’m a loser baby)
So why don’t you kill me? (why don’t you kill me?)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(why don’t you kill me?)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby (I’m a loser baby)
so why don’t you kill me?
(why don’t you kill me?)
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(why don’t you kill me?)

YESSSSS. I love these things.

This isn't neccessarily someone SINGING, but I think the multiple Jacks sequence in AWE should've been set to the Hamsterdance.

Lol it's perfect!

haha! ive heard that song a lot but never thought of this!

bahaha 😛

Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
YESSSSS. I love these things.

This isn't neccessarily someone SINGING, but I think the multiple Jacks sequence in AWE should've been set to the Hamsterdance.

I agree that or Weird Al's "I Think I'm a Clone Now" Hahaha!

I just feel that they should all sing get back to hogwarts or any other song from AVPM 😛

In POTC? 😛

Originally posted by ToddianGirl
I agree that or Weird Al's "I Think I'm a Clone Now" Hahaha!

LOL at the AVPM crossover:

Jack: Back to wizards and witches and magical beasts!

Will: To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts!

Elizabeth: It's all that I love and it's all that I need!

All: AT HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS!

*Kraken breaks stuff*

Hahahaha

Kraken: I think we're going back

Okay I know this is not a song but I can totally hear Will saying this

Will:Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

Now this one is a song

Lizzie: I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
A dizzy twisted dance, can't find my drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say
And we're all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just

Jack: When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog
Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw
And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it up like a car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah

Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round
And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down

Lizzie:And dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Woo! Let's go!

Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic

Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic

Lizzie:Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle
Jack:I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Lizzie: Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, Lysol, bleed it
Spend the last dough
Jack(I Got it)
Lizzie: In your pocko
Jack🙁I Got it)

Lizzie:Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Lol I just pictured Jack and Lizzie at a drunk modern house party.. It works really good, though!

WIN!!

I love the random sad face, mainly because I was picturing Jack all happy and stuff and all of a sudden he just frowns.

I've got it! 😱

In DMC, the 'Jack being chased by cannibals' scene:

Cannibals: I'm you're biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me! Papa-paparazzi!

Hahahahahahah AWESOME! Someone shouold make a youtube video about that.. 🙂

I dont know why, but i thought of two songs.

Jack: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Gibbs: diddly dee
Jack: There they are all standing in a row!
Gibbs: dum dum dum
Jack: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
Gibbs: Give 'em a twist,
Jack: A flick of the wrist
Gibbs: Thats what the showman said!
-everyone looks at Gibbs-
Jack: -speaking- What showman?

and

Jack: I'm so alone, there's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deriiiiiide me...... But you gotta have friendsssss!!!!

<3

I can totally picture Jack and Gibbs singing that song 😄

Will:When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself anymore
(Will Cries)
Bootstrap: OH GOD!(inner voice you gotta be tough) Will STOP crying DAMN IT!

I thought this song would be perfect for Lizzie and her father

"Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)"-Billy Joel
Goodnight, my angel
Time to close your eyes
And save these questions for another day
I think I know what you've been asking me
I think you know what I've been trying to say
I promised I would never leave you
And you should always know
Wherever you may go
No matter where you are
I never will be far away
Goodnight, my angel
Now it's time to sleep
And still so many things I want to say
Remember all the songs you sang for me
WHen we went sailing on an emerald bay
ANd like a boat out on the ocean
I'm rocking you to sleep
THe water's dark
And deep inside this ancient heart
You'll always be a part of me
Goodnight, my angel
Now it's time to dream
And dream how wonderful your life will be
Someday your child may cry
And if you sing this lullabye
Then in your heart
There will always be a part of me
Someday we'll all be gone
But lullabyes go on and on...
They never die
That's how you
And I
Will be

I also thought this song would be perfect for Lizzie and James(After his death)

"ButterFlies"-Laura Michelle Kelly

Lizzie :Butterflies
They only live a day
But their colours stay
And they remind me

Butterflies
Something so rare and pure
Beauty that can't endure
The world around me
They remind me

Of all I could have done
The battles that I never should have won
And now you're gone I wonder why
I didn't see the butterflies,
In you

Now and then
Life gets on top of me
You gave me sanity
Now i can't see

Butterflies
You're like an angel lost
Changing the world you crossed
You would find me
And remind me

Of all I could have done
The battles that I never should have won
And now you're gone I wonder why
I didn't see the butterflies,
In you

Butterflies
Swiftly they fly away
But their colours stay
To remind me

Butterflies
Something so rare and pure
Beauty that can't endure
The world around me
You remind me

Of all I should have done
The battles that you never could have won
And now you're gone I wonder why
I didn't see the buttefly
In you

Wow, all of these are really good! Also, I thought of another one, but it's a bit... Uncensored? Anyway, here's the link.

I just heard it and thought of that scene in COTBP when Liz is asking who's the captain and Barbossa shows up.