Mindless Hulk vs Thanos

Mindless Hulk, the version who fought Onslaught and broke open his armor, vs Thanos in pure hand to hand combat...who wins?

My gut says Mindless Hulks' victory is inevitable...

I am sure Thanos could replicate that punch that broke Onslaught`s shell. Mad titan wins by punching Hulkie Boy`s brains out! Whait, he hasn`t got any here.

Hulk earns a beat down.

How does Hulk lose here?

Especially since the continuous amp to his strength and Healing Factor arent being held back by the banner side of his personality...from a pure physical standpoint, this version of the Hulk should be pretty unbeatable by anyone less than Skyfather status.

And unless Thanos has a big HF as well, Thanos will continually weaken as the fight goes on while the Hulk will continuously get stronger...a Hulk victory seems inevitable here.

mindless hulk got pawned by a lvl 4 psi who didnt know squat about his power during the onslaught fiasco..

cable nearly killed mindless hulk with a psi bolt..

thanos pawns

This is pure Hand to Hand...remember?

So that being restated, how does Thanos "pawns?"

thanos still snaps his neck..

thanos is a better fighter...snapping hulks neck will do just fine...then when hulk is koed thanos proceeds to rip his head clean off his shoulders

LoL...

If Thanos could beat the Hulk that easily then I dont think he would have (in his own words) "strived to avoid" coming into conflict with him...

And when Thor broke the Hulks neck in that What If, I truly chalk that up to PIS...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
LoL...

If Thanos could beat the Hulk that easily then I dont think he would have (in his own words) "strived to avoid" coming into conflict with him...

And when Thor broke the Hulks neck in that What If, I truly chalk that up to PIS...

Sought to avoid... yet Hulk has never beaten him when they have faced, and in fact, has been mocked and made to look like a weak feeb.

its actually hulks constant regular featured weakness... its bn referenced more then once and meastro stated that their HF has trouble repairing a broken neck/vertebrae.. he then snapped hulks neck just enough not to kill him but ko him...

its not pis at all.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
LoL...

If Thanos could beat the Hulk that easily then I dont think he would have (in his own words) "strived to avoid" coming into conflict with him...

And when Thor broke the Hulks neck in that What If, I truly chalk that up to PIS...

Thanos has already faced the Hulk and made him look inferior.

Thanos starts at a higher strengh rate(punching power) and his durability is far above Hulks.

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And thats why I am using Mindless Hulk here; Thanos pimp slapping an intelligent Hulk is nothing compared to the beast that cracked open Onslaughts armor...

but hulk cracking the armor isnt that big of a feat itself...

cyclops manage to crack it with his optic blast and sue pried it open.. thor then flew through it and shattering the back side as well..

that doesnt mean much for hulk at all.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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And thats why I am using Mindless Hulk here; Thanos pimp slapping an intelligent Hulk is nothing compared to the beast that cracked open Onslaughts armor...

Good point...but nonetheless, this version of the Hulk was able to outslug a being that overcame Juggy's enchantment (with physical force) to a degree that was never before seen at the time...

it was utter garbage juggs beating was off panel... and the depowering of jugg was inconsistent to his history and where his gem was..

hulks strength lvl was also as inconsistent as jugg in that arc... mindless hulk was not very strong nor durable when facing cable and storm.

@ Lord. you mean total pis as Juggs gem is not in his chest, and he didn't really out slug him, Onslaught wanted his energy form to be releashed and at the the end of the fight Hulk was ko'd

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Good point...but nonetheless, this version of the Hulk was able to outslug a being that overcame Juggy's enchantment (with physical force) to a degree that was never before seen at the time...

Seems to me `Slaught did most of the slugging and pretty much spat in Hulkie`s face to enrage him. To make him mad enough for the final blow no doubt.

Thanos breaks Hulk in half