Al Bundy Vs. Alan Harper

Started by Q'Anilia1 pages

Al Bundy Vs. Alan Harper

An unusual, yet very simple versus thread:

1st stage: Who is most pathetic?
2nd stage: Who is most miserable?
3rd stage: Who would you rather be, if you had to pick?

Who is Alan Harper?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXnP-pxvN9g

Who is Al Bundy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSX1JlkfnS0

I pity Alan alot more.

Actually Alan wins all of your scernarios I'd rather be him to....obviously.
He gets laid and lives in his rich brothers house. Al is married with a lousy family.

Though everybody hates Alan.

Alan Stomps.

pathetic - Al has a horrible job, but Alan has horrible luck, he just fails at life.

more miserable - see above.

I'd rather be - Alan. He's a (pseudo)doctor, mooches off his brother, doesn't pay bills, his son is very low maintenance and he occasionally gets hot, though somewhat unstable women.

Al Bundy doesn't have a movie.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Al Bundy doesn't have a movie.

damn fine tv show though

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Al Bundy doesn't have a movie.

Alan Harper does?

I find Al Bundy more miserable, but Alan is probably more pathetic. I would much rather be Alan than Al though. Al's life sucks, mostly because of his demon spawned family.

Mattie is gonna implode.

The moderator? Nah, he would never impede such a delightful thread.

Yeah he would. It's like....his job.

Although Al Bundy is indeed in Donnie Darko.
And other movies where the show is being watched.

His "Why do they come to me to die...? Why do they come to me to die??!?" character in Waynes World was pretty close.

Sorry, but rules are rules. Married...with Children is a tv series, not an actual film. As much as I love Al Bundy, I have to close this.