Deadpool vs WWH
But Deadpool has Wolverine's claws, Colossus' strength/durability, and Quicksilver's speed, AND... he's covered head to toe in the denim used in Hulk's pants, with eyeholes, and a mouth hole. I'll let you guys decide if he gets a nose hole.
They fight on Planet Namek, during the annual Namekian orgy.
Hulk doesn't have prep.
Who wins?